carbon guilt

resulting buyers remorse that ensues from purchasing a carbon fiber body part for an automobile that is expensive to the buyer, with the buyer soon realizing that said part has no effect on increasing performance /speed /power of said automobile.

guy1: I spent all my paycheck to install a carbon fiber hood, but i ain't seeing any difference.
guy1: Man ... i got serious carbon guilt.
guy2: Didn't I tell you to buy the Turbo Kit instead??? Dumb ass!!!

by gearbox360 August 24, 2008

jeremy carbone

someones who throws away origami that took me ages to make ;( and also force you to do work.

"don't throw away my origami jeremy carbone"

by mr t stars in kazaam November 27, 2017

carbonated mess

A drink consisting of three or more different soft drinks.

Common in places where the customers can use the soda machines.

Person A: I heard you ordered fast food yesterday.

Person B: I did.

Person A: What did you drink?

Person B: I couldn't decide, so I just poured myself a carbonated mess.

by ChameleonDragon September 26, 2019

carbon nose

The really ugly face you make when you drink a soft drink and exhale a carbonated belch through the nose searing the quardland hairs.

After the refreshing root-beer it led to a bad case of carbon nose

by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012

Carbonized

The term Baked means something to certain smokes...so if you're beyond Baked, you're Carbonized.

This is some excellent smoke, I'm baked, you? Hey, you alive? Oh yah man, I'm carbonized!

by 2old April 04, 2023

carbonated

pop music that is very poptartish, it is called this b-cuz pop is cabonated so why can't pop music be carbonated?

jerry: they played way to much pop music at that party lastnight

larry: yah, it was all very carbonated

by t-la July 28, 2008

Carbon Rodding

Giving credit to the wrong person online, in reference to 'Deep Space Homer' episode of The Simpsons.

That wasn't Nick's post, it was mine! You're carbon rodding me!

by Matrixlogic March 05, 2021