cross the canal

HOME OF THE DOPEHEADS AND A FEW CRACKHEADS LEFT FROM 1990 , A CUT THROAT PLACE WHERE DOPEHEADS THINK MONKEYS ON THEY BACK , WHITE BITCHES SELLLING FOOD STAMPS , BABIES OUTSIDE WITH NO SOCKS DIRTY FEET , FUN FACT THE DOPE IS MORE LIKED WITH FETTY NO WAP , MATTER FACT FUCK BROTHERS RIGHT THERE BY THE BRIDGE THE MEXICAN LADY CAN SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BACK WITH HA TROY PAMLOU LOOKIN ASS

IM CROSS THE CANAL , fuck son

by CTCDOPEHEAD October 13, 2022

Canal Whale

A girthy, weighty penis.

There’s not enough blow in New Cross to snort a line off of Deangelo’s canal whale

by Cashman Pickles December 1, 2020

Florida Canal Cake

When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.

“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”

“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”

by 29072201 July 8, 2018

Weiner canal

A females vigna

My weiner canal hurts

by Pimp1434 March 12, 2019

titty canal

When you press a girl's nipple into her breast tissue turning her nipple into an innie.

Chad gave me a titty canal and my nipple still hasn't came out.

by ZombieTrap December 6, 2020

Friant-Kern Canal

A 152-mile aqueduct in the USA state of California, used to convey water from Friant Dam on the San Juaquin River to farms and cities in California's Centrial Valley. It is owned by the US Bureau Of Reclamation, but maintained and operated by the Friant Water Users Authority. The canal starts at Friant Dam, north-east of Fresno, CA, runs along the foothills of the soutern Jan Juaquin Valley, ending at The Kern River in Bakersfield CA. It has a capacity of 5,000 cubic feet per second (C.F.S.) at it's starting point reducing down to 2,000 C.F.S. at it's terminus.

The Friant-Kern Canal is one of California's main waterways, and it is the lifeline to many farms and communities who rely on it for water.

by koi-boy November 24, 2011

Draining the Canal

The act of urination performed by one who identifies as a short, red headed, snarky female who has a penchant for terrible cw t.v. shows

"Can you pull over already, I need to drain the canal!" Or "I'm busy draining the canal"

by Punderfully terribad dad May 14, 2022