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Canada's History

A sex act between three or more males and a female. It can only be performed properly behind a Tim Hortons.

The woman sits in an empty kiddie pool dressed as a lumberjack and the men surround and pour maple syrup over her while removing her clothing using only hockey sticks.

After the woman is nude, the men position themselves such that no less than two penises are in her anus, which is lubricated with maple syrup. The third man forces Canadian bacon down her throat. Any additional men would take turns with the anal sex.

After several sticky minutes of butt loving and "bacon" then men circle the pool and urinate while being fellated.

When the men each about to ejaculate, they take turns dumping their loads in her syrupy anus and then make a line to suck the sweet shit-cum out and pass it to each other mouth to mouth all the way down the line and then to the woman, who gargles it to the tune of the Canadian national anthem then swallows.

If a moose is available it is also fellated by the woman.
Canada's History is a part of a typical day in Quebec.
by CHansen February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Brought back into common usage after being referenced by Stephen Colbert on the Colbert Report on 2/4/2010, Canada's History refers to a sex act in which urine, feces, and maple syrup are mixed in the bowl of the Stanley Cup, before being poured into a vagina or anus which has been propped open with moose antlers.
"Man, I am having trouble sitting properly after my girlfriend showed me Canada's History last night."
by CBWolf February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A most deprived sexual act known to men and moose anywhere. Is a cleveland steamer variation, where at the beginning of sexual act, one partner (preferably a moose) takes a dump on the other.
After this, the shit is soaked in maple syrup and put outside/into the fridge. After several minutes of wild sex with the moose, you take the frozen dump out, and use it as an oral dildo, enjoying it's sweet taste while you gag on it.

Originally it used to be a threesome. Based on gender of the moose and other partners, they would enjoy either a double penetration, or one would use a Stanley Cup as an anal dildo.

Note! This cleveland steamer variation does not allow a steamroll combo! The shit will be too hard and will not smear as effectively + it's really hard to train a moose that way (although there were claims that this is possible with reindeer's) .
<A> Man, you've heard about that sick fuck from Canada?
<B> Dunno, some say he's a coprophiliac, and some that zoophiliac. You know which?
<A> Dude! He's been through whole Canada's History!
<B> Oh man, and he startet off by liking the beaver more than usual.
by cor-m March 3, 2010
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Canada's History

When two hermaphrodites drink a bottle of maple syrup and take turns jamming a moose antler in each others asses and shitting in each others mouths. After the shit and syrup has had time to mix in their stomach they gag each other with the moose antler and puke the shit syrup mush into the Stanely Cup.
My brother tricked me into watching a video of Canada's History.
by stevecolbert February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Please do not mistake this with "Canada's Herstory"...

"Canada's History" is known as one of the highest rituals among men in that country.Atleast two men must be present for this classic competition. Directions: Make sure to lube that anus with some Maple syrup, you're going to need it. First one make male begins to perform oral sex on another. As soon as the second male is about to reach his climax, he will then turn to shoot it into the Stanley Cup. The Stanley cup is raised in the air, preferably on a coffee table. The height of which his jizz lands on the cup determines how far he must take a moose antler up the ass from the previous participant. It then repeats reversing roles. The person to get it in the cup first wins.
"Don't tell my wife about Canada's History tonight"
by Charlie Fellowship February 5, 2010
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canada's history

a sexual act generally performed between a man, a woman, and any non-consenting animal. though generally considered a fetish, "canada's history" is gradually entering the mainstream.

using moose antlers, maple syrup and the stanley cup as pleasure enhancers, the act begins when the man dips his cock into the maple syrup. though one might think this will be licked off by the woman, it is in fact going to be used as lubrication for anal penetration.

the woman bends over a table, and the man places the moose antlers on the woman's lower back, just above her hips. the antlers then represent an actual, physical, version of a "tramp stamp."

the man slides his maple syrup ensconced cock into the woman's anus, and the two begin a rhythmic give and take; him thrusting, her receiving. this continues until climax, where the man deposits his cum deep inside her bowels.

after squeezing out every last drop of semen, the man removes his cock and grabs the stanley cup. the woman squats over the stanley cup and shits out the frothy mix of santorum and maple syrup into it.

hockey sucks.

(the animal involved simply watches the two humans in disgust. what, did you think it was involved? pervert.)
"stephen colbert gave sarah palin a healthy canada's history the other day. i heard he needed viagra to get hard, given that she's so fucking unappealing."
by brian q. waterman February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act when you shave a woman's genitals then glue her pubic hair to your upper lip only to twist it into a Snidely Whiplash style mustache. You then proceed to tie her to the bed then stand by the bed side laughing mechanically as a line of men run a train on her (having sex with her one after another). Each man pulls out and ejaculates on her stomach until her entire torso is covered in semen. She is then left tied up over night until the semen dries and becomes flaky.
The entire hockey team taught her a bit about Canada's History and come morning she was glazed like a bear claw.
by BeaverDam February 4, 2010
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