Menu item that started at a Chinese massage parlor. The masseuse puts a peppermint Tic-Tac in a male's pee hole, then gives a blow job till the male gives a resounding scream and a small pop is heard.
yarbs- "Dude, what the fuck? It sounded like the Fourth of July in your room last night!"
sammiam- "Bro, that hooker gave me a Chinese Firecracker!!"
sammiam- "Bro, that hooker gave me a Chinese Firecracker!!"
by yabs August 21, 2007
When you shove a whole bag of twizzlers into a girls anus while you take a shit on her chest and put soy sauce on it she then proceeds to eat your (chinese) shit while giving you a hummer
by The Asian Blue Devil September 17, 2010
Occurs when male partner removes his penis after anal sex. A bit of the female's rectum sneaks out for a quick peek upon penis removal, then jumps back in.
by rusty okie July 18, 2006
Although racially offensive, it is an apt description of a facial affliction characterized by squinty eyes and caused by smoking, eating, or otherwise ingesting a lot of ganga in a short period of time.
Just leave him on the couch in front of the TV. There's no way he can make a White Castle run with us. Look at him...he's got chinese eyes.
by rockstar1 May 19, 2009
The act of a man shitting on a woman, while she is in the crab walk position, then he then beats off on the shit. After he sits down to eat it.
by Ra'':aquel May 26, 2008
Person 1: Hey man, I'm late to lunch can I Chinese skip you?
Person 2: Yeah, sure. Just remember to get behind me. :O
Person 2: Yeah, sure. Just remember to get behind me. :O
by Buddy Weiser March 09, 2011
by Slothssssss April 14, 2017