Chinese Firecracker

Menu item that started at a Chinese massage parlor. The masseuse puts a peppermint Tic-Tac in a male's pee hole, then gives a blow job till the male gives a resounding scream and a small pop is heard.
yarbs- "Dude, what the fuck? It sounded like the Fourth of July in your room last night!"

sammiam- "Bro, that hooker gave me a Chinese Firecracker!!"
by yabs August 21, 2007
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Chinese Twizzler

When you shove a whole bag of twizzlers into a girls anus while you take a shit on her chest and put soy sauce on it she then proceeds to eat your (chinese) shit while giving you a hummer
Shaquita said that the Chinese Twizzler was yummy last night.
by The Asian Blue Devil September 17, 2010
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Chinese Takeout

Occurs when male partner removes his penis after anal sex. A bit of the female's rectum sneaks out for a quick peek upon penis removal, then jumps back in.
I surprised Jen with a little Chinese takeout just before I unloaded.
by rusty okie July 18, 2006
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chinese eyes

Although racially offensive, it is an apt description of a facial affliction characterized by squinty eyes and caused by smoking, eating, or otherwise ingesting a lot of ganga in a short period of time.
Just leave him on the couch in front of the TV. There's no way he can make a White Castle run with us. Look at him...he's got chinese eyes.
by rockstar1 May 19, 2009
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Chinese Tabletop

The act of a man shitting on a woman, while she is in the crab walk position, then he then beats off on the shit. After he sits down to eat it.
Dude Chinese tabletops are so much more disgusting than two girls one cup.
by Ra'':aquel May 26, 2008
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Chinese Skip

(V.) Meaning to skip ahead in the line, then go behind the person that let you skip.
Person 1: Hey man, I'm late to lunch can I Chinese skip you?

Person 2: Yeah, sure. Just remember to get behind me. :O
by Buddy Weiser March 09, 2011
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chinese rocket

When you pee in your lover's eye then shuve your feces up her butt
She was so freaky that she asked me for a Chinese rocket
by Slothssssss April 14, 2017
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