sad as bread

Being upset and sad to the state where you're compared to bread. Bread is soft and when you're sad as bread you're being soft

Robby was sad as bread after finding out her Bestfriend fucked her dad

by bbandobad January 10, 2017

Toasting some epic bread

4chan speak for "posting in an epic thread".

This means the string of messages you have just added to is unusually funny, long or interesting.

Invented to confuse people new to 4chan.

"I'm toasting some epic bread"
"ORLY?"
"YRLY, there's CP and everything"
"OMG I'm there URL plox"

by BADGEROUS May 30, 2009

shut up and bleed

A term used by an irate or seriously demented individual about to perform or wishes to perform extensive bodily harm to another individual. Popularized by Sweettooth in the game Twisted Metal.

Calypso: Sweettooth, I have a proposition for you.
Sweettooth: Just SHUT UP AND BLEED bitch!!!!!!!!!!

by Alex Q May 13, 2005

Shole Weat Bread

Carson is a fucking retard.

Whole Wheat Bread spelled incorrectly.

Guy 1: While you're at the store can you grab some Shole Weat Bread?
Guy 2: Yes, do you mean Whole Wheat Bread?

by king_Maria November 30, 2019

Sprinkle Bread On Your Head

To put a bounty on someone. Put money on there head.

Yo imma sprinkle bread on your head if you talk to the cops.

by SBOYH1234 January 6, 2009

Side Bread

The female equivalent of the male mistress side dude

Girl 1: What's Candy doing with Phil ? Isn't she married to Max ?

Girl 2: She's still married to Max, Phil is just her side bread.

by DukeofB September 26, 2019

pathetic soggy bread man

morpheus from neil gaiman's The Sandman comic and show. take the 2013 tumblr sexyman and the 2022 pathetic little meow meow and mix them together in a blender and this is what you get. soggy bread with a bad haircut. he is pathetic. he gets bitches and loses them instantly. he has the aura and persona of wet soggy bread. his ego is bigger than his entire realm, and it gets crushed as easily as a chickpea. his pride caused him to imprison his girlfriend into the depths of hell for 10,000 years because he was angy that she didn't want to marry him. he should be to turned into butter and spread on a piece of toast. he is a piece of pathetic soggy bread.

omg it's morpheus from the sandman!
ikr he's such a pathetic soggy bread man

by potaytose November 17, 2022