Brandon

a jolly asian fellow that is always filled with cheer.

whata Brandon.

OMBrandon

by slawisgood December 6, 2010

Brandon

The biggest jerk you will ever meet. Self-absorbed, selfish, player who does not care about anyone else's feelings but his own. Brandon also does not see himself to do any wrong. Its always your fault.

I hate Brandon

by honesthazeleyes July 18, 2011

Brandon

a really fun guy!!! hes the best guy ever and any girl is lucky to have him. hes adorable.

brandon, hes a really nice and funny dude

by king200 November 8, 2015

Brandon

has the biggest dick ever and you will wanna fuck him so hard its so cummy

i love brandon dickkkk

by Boss2345198 October 10, 2018

Brandon

A hot rich guy with the most amazing hair and beautiful braces!

Girl:”bro I’m tryna smash Brandon”
Brandon:”ight then”

by The know it all!! June 19, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is one of the best people you will ever meet. He is such a good person all together and always cares about you. Brandon will always be there for you when you need him to. All of the girls always want him to like them because they like him. Brandon is the best person ever.

Dang is that a brandon!

by sksksksksksskahahahalol July 21, 2019

Brandon

Brandon: a term used to describe an extremely short child of Jewish decent. Often times he will lash out with fat jokes due to insecurity. When greeting a Brandon it is important to always say "Where are you?" and then look down and say "There you are!" thus shaming him further.

"Hey Brandon. If you can't reach a door handle, do you just go under the door?"

by 6'4" November 6, 2019