by Captain Swagger Dagger February 05, 2011
A man who is around 25-45 years and they think they are intimidating when in reality they’re goofy asf.
Student 1: Oh that’s the disciplinary AP, he acts intimidating but I don’t think he is
Student 2: Oh god, the fucking boone chad
Student 2: Oh god, the fucking boone chad
by North Gwinnett Middle School March 08, 2023
Iam "Boon or Bane?"
Hym "I genuinely don't know what's going on right now. Somehow I turned into the voice of reason in some strange role-reversal thing... I don't like it."
Iam "I don't know what happened here! I'm so confused! Does he deserve to be insulted or praised!? What is actually happening right now!? Have I been insulted or praised!?"
Hym "You insulted him 🤷"
Iam "I also praised him! I praised him first! And then he took my thing!"
Hym "I thought we liked The hangover movies? We've watched them several times with our family."
Iam "THAT JUST MEANS HE GOT OUR MONEY AND OUR IDEA AND THEN OUR MONEY AGAIN!!!"
Hym "Well... Tsskk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! That's fucking hilarious!"
Iam "What!?"
Hym "He's a comedian. He made a funny joke!"
Iam "Judas! Traitor!"
Hym "You have no sense of humor!"
Iam "You... You can't be serious?..."
Hym "Isn't it ironic? Isn't it a perfect illustration of dramatic irony? All the types of irony, actually... It's brilliant! He's a God damn genius!"
Hym "I genuinely don't know what's going on right now. Somehow I turned into the voice of reason in some strange role-reversal thing... I don't like it."
Iam "I don't know what happened here! I'm so confused! Does he deserve to be insulted or praised!? What is actually happening right now!? Have I been insulted or praised!?"
Hym "You insulted him 🤷"
Iam "I also praised him! I praised him first! And then he took my thing!"
Hym "I thought we liked The hangover movies? We've watched them several times with our family."
Iam "THAT JUST MEANS HE GOT OUR MONEY AND OUR IDEA AND THEN OUR MONEY AGAIN!!!"
Hym "Well... Tsskk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! That's fucking hilarious!"
Iam "What!?"
Hym "He's a comedian. He made a funny joke!"
Iam "Judas! Traitor!"
Hym "You have no sense of humor!"
Iam "You... You can't be serious?..."
Hym "Isn't it ironic? Isn't it a perfect illustration of dramatic irony? All the types of irony, actually... It's brilliant! He's a God damn genius!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
This is the perfect name for someone who can’t help but annoy you and almost every flippin dippin way possible— but you love them to death. They piss you off, make terrible terrible jokes. But just who they are, how they act is so funny to you, you can’t help but laugh like the ugliest person in the werld.
by woolander36 November 07, 2018
by Dripstar123 February 03, 2022
When you poop on the toilet backwards so it leaves streaks on the front of the bowl out of reach of a normal piss stream.
Bloke 1:- oi cunt who Dirty Booned the toilet there’s shit stuck here I can’t piss on.
Bloke 2:- haha that was bull the dirty crack whore
Bloke 2:- haha that was bull the dirty crack whore
by Bullshark 2560 February 27, 2020
common for red sox nation,and Aaron Boone former Yankee player
when your close to cumming,then out of nowhere your getting it in your ass
when your close to cumming,then out of nowhere your getting it in your ass
as i was close to giving her some bukkake,she stuck her finger in my ass and gave me the Sneaky Boone..I had flashbacks of the 2003 ALCS all over again
by AP April 14, 2005