Bonk

v., to contact someone. Like "hit me up" but shorter and better. Not sexual.

"That movie looks good, bonk me later if you feel like going."

by Meisterburgher October 16, 2021

Bonk disease

You die when you get bonked

lmao bonk disease lmao

by Bruvuvu November 1, 2020

bonk

when something gets hit

i bonked my head last night

woooaahhh, bonk

by bhaddiebonk October 1, 2020

bonk cult

a cult that is composed of pretty segsy bezties who deserve the world

linda : HI bonk cult i just peed on my lightning mcqueen bed

rooster: so sexc

by smallyaly July 1, 2020

bonk

shitty 11 year old italian retard aus cheater that gets muted every discord and has a ballsack size of my dads

bonk is a retard compared to wogs

by big dick bonk destroyer September 12, 2020

Bonk

Penis. Short form of richard

Suck my bonk.
Ur gay

by Tf2 Heavy November 14, 2020

BONK

1. The act of hitting someone on the head

2. Something that is said before you go to Horny Jail

*Bonk!*

Go to horny jail.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 1, 2022