When a girl is giving you a blowjob but then coughs so you push her off because you don’t want to risk getting coronavirus but then you get blue balls and you wonder which is worse.
by Shrek is love, Shrek is life March 31, 2020
Get the Coronavirus Blue balls mug.This refers to the process where a DJ is building up to 'Dropping the Bass' in their mix while performing at a nightclub, but then doesn't follow through, and leaves the entire dance floor feeling thoroughly unhappy and unsatisfied.
Guy: "Oh, here it comes! He's about to drop the ....Eeargh! No! that DJ just gave me Nightclub Blue Balls !...My night is ruined"
by Krabooji September 25, 2012
Get the Nightclub Blue Balls mug.The angst and sexual urge you feel when chatting with someone online and you really just want to see them in person instead. Like actual blue balls, this can be temporarily relieved by jerking off, but is only truly resolved by visiting the person of desire.
by xctimmy November 24, 2011
Get the Chat Blue Balls mug.A painful situation that men with a large sack experience while sleeping. This occurs when the sheet on the bed gets tied around your sack and chokes out your balls - causing extreme pain and turning your balls a bluish purple color
I woke up screaming this morning - my sheet was tied around my sack choking out my left nut. Worst case of blue balls I ever had
by porky sanchez September 6, 2010
Get the blue balls mug.The anxiety and suspense involved in staring as you see a friend is typing an instant message or facebook chat message but never seems to complete it. The feeling can last for minutes or even hours. Unfortunately unlike actual blue balls, chat blue balls can not be relieved by jerking off.
Person 1: "What's with Freddy, he was supposed to come out with us an hour ago?"
Person 2: "He looked pretty pissed, he's probably suffering from chat blue balls again."
Person 2: "He looked pretty pissed, he's probably suffering from chat blue balls again."
by big_dude May 29, 2011
Get the chat blue balls mug.When you attend a live musical act expecting to hear a certain song along with other great songs but the performing act does not play said song.
by jdrummerb December 13, 2014
Get the Musical Blue Balls mug.when you either a. talk about food and tease your appetite and it causes severe hunger OR b. when you have a small snack or appetizer that causes the black hole that is your stomach to open into an abyss. Always leads to a big food gorge, and then later a food coma.
"wow I just ate a handful of Cheetos and blue balled my stomach, now I am starving "
*looks at food porn "fuck now I have a blue balled stomach"
*looks at food porn "fuck now I have a blue balled stomach"
by the original tmb May 7, 2018
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