Shanghai Bludgeon

After having sexual intercourse with a girl while wearing a condom, you go into the bathroom as if to wash up, but instead you shit in the used condom so it becomes a tightly packed discipline tool. Then come charging out of the bathroom with your semen-fecal stuffed weapon, and beat the girl until the condom breaks, and the fluids run all over her face and into her mouth.

Elaine was so dirty, that after he did her, he shanghai bludgeoned her so hard that she still has shit in her wounds.

by xx425prate December 7, 2006

Blud Pressure

Street slang for 'peer pressure' which utilises a medical pun.

A: "Blud, you want some pills?"
B: "umm, not really sure boi"
A: "go on son, it's well safe"
B: "aight then blud, safe"

*shit man, i'm only doin this cos of Blud Pressure*

by fat brewer November 16, 2009

Milk Bladders

Phrase used when referring to a female's (human) breasts, often construed as sexist or inappropriate. The breasts themselves needn’t be of any specific size or type, are only required to be tangible and/or able to be slapped lightly in a playful manner. Meant to be appraised yet ridiculed at the same time. See boobs

"Get a load ah them milk bladders. Oh shit."

"Bobbie's baby will never go hungry... just take a look at those God damn milk bladders."

by Imirici December 10, 2005

what is blud yapping over?

Used when uncertainty arises over a person’s meaning or object in mind with a statement

Friend 1 to Friend 2:Hey man did you see that new movie with the zombies and the pirates?
*Friend 2 and Friend 3 both look confused*
Friend 3: What is blud yapping over?

by _Garrett_Greek_ May 3, 2023

bluds

plural of blud, colloquial way of saying 'close friends

I'm wid ma bluds dude, whassup?

by SAll November 7, 2005

blud diamond

Slang for a diamond that is proper shit and not real in any way. Fake bling. More cubic zirconia than H Samuel's. Be a bonafide iced-out play for only £9.99! Keeping it real. Cheap.

Look at David Peckham over there. It's the end of the month. Tesco's has just paid him. So he's flashing his fivers. Buying bottles fizzy wine. And he's covered head to toe in blud diamonds.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 7, 2007

bust a bladder

to accidentally pee while jacking off

oscar the 8 ur old would bust a bladder and thoguht he was getting off.

by michael paradise July 20, 2006