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Butter blossom

A woman to whom you share the deepest of thoughts, fears, and love with. The one girl you know will always be on your side despite the sh*t to come.
Or:
The freakiest beast you'll ever meet in bed. Always open to new expierences and says "I'll try anything at least once."
"You see that girl? She has my heart; That's my butter blossom. <3"

"She milked me like a cow! She's such a butter blossom!"
by kittykay69 September 20, 2017
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onion blossom

When a girl has a huge sweet ass but the smell is so bad it brings tears to your eyes.
That girl had a sweet turd cutter but the bitch had an onion blossom.
by AWetFart March 20, 2017
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blossom ass

This is a rump so perfect formed and founded by woman wearing spandex or any type of elastic materials
Did you see that blossom ass Kenny?

" Yeah! I couldn't imagine what I'd do with that".

"I couldn't help but to stare at it from underneath the pit."
by Stiffler hysion June 8, 2017
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Blossoms

Ewwww, your family is blossoms.
by Riverdale.memez June 17, 2017
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Hot blossom

Digital vaginal penetration using a capcasin based sauce as a personal lubricant
Carl invited Debbie over for a little kimchi and chill, which ultimately ended in a hot blossom.
by McFlyman December 12, 2017
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Squash blossom

Sex act between man and woman, where the man is on top and squatting over a laid down person, inserting his penis into her anus vertically
Me and Jane tried the new sex position, squash blossom last night.
by Squeezer420 October 24, 2019
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Bright Death Blossom

A ‘Bright Death Blossom’, also known as a 'Twitter death blossom' is Tweet that seeks to take down all opposing viewpoints using sarcasm, snark, irony, and rhetoric.

The term comes from, or is inspired by, both the 1980s B-grade Sci Fi movie 'The Last Starfighter', and the Twitter account of celebrity Twitter influencer Professor Liam Bright, whose account '@lastpositivist' frequently exhibits very rhetorically clever 'Death Blossom' events.

In the movie, the very white, poor American protagonist is kidnapped by an alien who has secretly trained him for a battle in space using a video game. To complete his mission he is given a spaceship with a special weapons feature called a 'death blossom'.

When activated, the 'Death blossom' locks the ship in position and causes it to wildly spin on all axes shooting all its weapons at converging enemies (who happen to all be using more than one degree of freedom of movement), destroying them all, whilst somehow not turning the brains of the pilot into a milkshake and not causing the ship to be destroyed by being the only thing in the space battle standing still.

As with many sci-fi movies and stories of that era, the protagonists and heroes are white and Westernised, and the aliens are all brown or dark in colour (or just – any non-white colour) and have equipment, ships, and languages with aesthetics that are based upon Middle-Eastern and Asian cultures and cultural themes and aesthetics.
'The Last Positivist has done a Bright death blossom on the neo-positivist trolls and intellectual dark web again.'
'Look out. Twitter death blossom activated.'
'Bright just did a death blossom on Twitter.'
by 龙布鲁斯博士 July 24, 2021
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