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Fuck Blog

An online journal that is written about sexual affairs with others.
A fuck blog may include entries on how to seduce (see pick up), entries on who you had intercourse with, and ones that describe the intimate details of your own sexual adventures.

Rooshv is a fuck blog, point blank.
Person1: Hey babe, I was wondering if you would like to have dinner with me. I will wine and dine you!
Person2: Ummm, not really - because I saw your fuck blog, I'm hesitant on going anywhere with you.
by nothere24 June 13, 2016
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turd-blogging

The act of texting your friends to tell them about the crap you are currently taking.
Turd-blogging is an excellent way to pass the time during a particularly difficult crap.
by Jimmy Simpson January 12, 2008
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Blog junkie

Some one that watches colt on Blogtv
by pmgd1717 January 23, 2010
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ana blog

a blog of an "anorexic"...pix sometimes, lots of Tips and Tricks and "Thinspiration"...most of these are owned by 650-pound male pediofiles when the kids he stalks are at school...
typical ana blog:

xoAnaIsMyLifexo
Hey! today i ate 17 calories and i feel SO SO SO fat! i bought a size 15 bathingsuit, cuz i knew i couldn't fit into anything smaller, and it was SOOO tight! i threw up like 2ce today. my mom kept asking if i ate; it was so annoying...i cut myself and wrote some poetry
i haven't gotten a chance to excersize for like 3 hours, so im gonna go do that. bye, anas!
<3ANA LOVE<3

*comments*
SkinnyIsAllIWant: hey hunni! ur getting there! i WISH i could ever SQUEEZE into a 15! i hate rents. i should go excersize, 2. ana love<3

AnaIsMyBestFriend: hey, i cut 2! u should totally post ur poems! 2 binges in a day is GREAT! i try to get like 4 a week, average. hang in there; ur looking great! u'll get there! <3ana love<3
by SickOfItAll,AndYou? June 2, 2007
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blog pile

A blog pile is a large amount of comments all sent to a singular weblog posting within a short amount of time, thus creating a long, vertical scroll of comments.
A blog pile happened on my blog last month when i said something dumb and offended some people.
by Tall Skinny Kiwi April 27, 2004
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blogging 4

Blogging 4. Blogging 4 actually skips two levels, 2 and 3, and takes blogging so far into the future that no one can really keep up. Upon experiencing blogging 4 you will probably shit yourself at some point. Hey, when you take things to the next level, skipping levels in the process, well, things happen and some of it is not so cool. But what is cool is Blogging 4. So put your crash helmet on and get ready.
Blogging 4: (example blog, Grooming Tips)

Super Cuts.
Hair Masters.
Great Clips.

Here is the dilemma. What is the best: Super, Great or a Master? After taking the challenge, Wexley has deduced that being a hair “Master” is actually far superior to having a “Super” cut -which is actually much better than having a “Great” clip. What makes the Master of hair better is the free shampoo and scalp massage. One Wexley tester actually almost fell asleep while soaking in the warm water and gentle touch of the hair “Master”.

Of course, it makes sense that Super is much better than just Great anyhow, but given the speedy, “get you in and out without actually giving a shit about you or your hair” service can only leave you at the “Great” level. Also if you look into history, anything super, like Superpowers, Super heroes, Super markets are much better than anything just great, like Great ____, see there, that’s the problem.

In summary, if you want the best cut go to Hair Masters. They are the Masters and your hair will be happy.
by Wexley School for Girls December 25, 2008
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blog boy

someone who spends all there time on nothing all day.
by thewhitelink October 1, 2016
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