bible thumper

An uber-christian. Quotes the bible. Also see George W.Bush

Ned Flanders is a bible thumper.

by Fucka January 3, 2004

Bible fucker

someone who uses the bible and religion to get as much money out of people as they can. Like always calling for donations, seed money ect.
Bible+money fucker

what do you think about Bible fuckers?

by Deep blue 2012 September 1, 2009

bible humper

someone who worships the bible and is so into it that they dry hump it late at night tryin to get off listenin to steve winwood

Alter boy:man i feel really weird around paster fuzz i think he might molest me.
Alter boy 2:dont worry hes a bible humper.
alter boy 1: ok thank god

by definemyass September 30, 2005

bible thumper

Some ass clown who tries to convert people to his version of Christianity, using a book he's too ignorant and incompetent to fully comprehend. Fully ignorant of the historical, cultural and literary context of the Bible. Every Bible thumper gives the South a bad name. We're not all like that down here, promise y'all that.

The Bible thumper told me I was going to Hell, so I gave him my rosary and told him to pray for me.

by zomgwhat October 2, 2008

bible hooker

person who is fucking obsesed with jesus and the bible

chris's mom is a bible hooker

by eddie and captain winkie July 13, 2007

Bumblebear

The result of a bear and a bee mating. Watch out for the horrifyingly gruesome teeth, claws, and stinger.
Popularized, if not created, by Cyanide & Happiness comics.

"I need to tell you about the bears and the bees." - Green
"You mean the birds and the bees?" - Turquoise
"No. The bears and the bees. It's when bears mate with bees...oh no! Run! It's a...bumblebear!!" - Green

by Yams October 18, 2008

bimbette

1.) Noun. Slang that originated in the 80's as a nicer way of calling a woman/man a slut.

Horatio Dopamine, the drag queen we met at The Cure concert, took well to portraying the image of a bimbette.

by Lenore Bowen December 28, 2005