braces

a way for orthodontists to torture little children. they say that it will only be 2 years at the MAXIMUM, but really, they are just lying & you will have braces for 4+ years. If you are told you need braces, you may as well kill yourself now.

Bro #1: "OH. MY. GAWD. I was told I had to get braces."
Bro #2: "Woah bro, I'd just go ahead and kill yourself then go through all that torture."

by ihateorthodontists October 3, 2011

Jelly Bracelet Secret

So everyone is asking me for the meanings of the jelly bracelets.They usually aren't treated as anything serious though.
Anyway:PARENTS DONT HAVE TO WORRY.KIDS DONT WEAR THE BRACLETES JUST TO DO THIS.MOST WEAR 'EM CAUSE THEY ARE COOL.

Here's ALL the meanings(unless they've been updated since 2008...) :
black-sex

blue-makein out/oral sex/kiss

green-outdoor sex/huge/makein out/oral sex/kiss on cheek

yellow-huge/kiss

purple-kiss/oralsex/anal/outdoor sex/

orange-kiss/huge

glow in the dark-sex toyz

red-lap dance/french kiss/oral sex

clear-whatever the snapper wants/kiss

pink-get a hickey (Boy gives one to girl)
silver-finger

white-flash chest 2 snapper

gold sparkle-make out

any glitter-what da grl wants(not boy)
ligth blue-anal/masturbate

gold-all above

light green-oral sex

light pink-huge/kiss

brown-toss my salad

glittery yellow-hug/kiss

glittery gold-make out

baby blue-what ever da grl want(not boy)

glittery green-69

gray-silver-flash

yellow sparkle-hug/kiss

glow in da dark pink-grl toyz

glow in da dark blue-boy toyz
Clear - indicates a willingness to do "whatever the snapper wants"

Glittery Yellow - indicates HUGGING and KISSING is acceptable

Glittery Pink - willing to "flash" (show) a body part

Glittery Purple - wearer is willing to French (open mouth) kiss

Glittery Blue - wearer is willing to perform anal sex

Glittery Green - indicates that the wearer is willing to "69" (mutual oral sex)

Glittery Clear - indicates that the wearer will let the snappee "feel up" or touch any body part they want

Jelly Bracelet Secret Revealed!

by Nick's_Girl94 October 1, 2009

Pearl bracelet

When a woman give a man a hand job and then the male skeets all over the woman's hand. Therefor resembling a pearl bracelet.

That bitch gave me a hand job so i returned the favor with a nice pearl bracelet.

by dirty mexican October 20, 2006

fetish bracelets

This is the complete fetish bracelet guide. A fetish bracelet is basically a normal "sex bracelet" but interlinked. Unlike Normal "sex bracelets" you don't play "snaps" with them, they are just there to distinguish your fetishes and tell the world. However you can play snaps its just really hard to brake them when they are interlocked.

///Normal Sex Bracelet Color Guide///

* Black: sexual intercourse
* Blue: blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)
* Green: cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)
* Clear: whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)
* Orange: kiss
* Yellow: hug (alternate meaning: analingus)
* Red: lap dance (alternate meaning: French kiss, oral sex)
* Purple: anal sex (alternate meaning: holding hands, doggy style)
* Silver: fisting
* White: flash your tits (alternate meaning: gay kiss, French kiss)
* Pink: flashing
* Gold glitter: make out
* Brown: toss my salad, i.e., analingus
* Glow in the dark: using sex toys, e.g. vibrators, dildo, etc.

///Fetish Bracelet Guide///
This is with two same colors that are interlocked.
Black:S&M
Blue:Bondage
Lt. Blue:BDSM
Green:BallBusting
Lt. Green:Face Sitting
Red:Trample / Footfetish
Pink:Spanking
Lt. Pink:Sensation
White:Clothing/Material Fetish
Yellow:Golden Shower/Fluids
Brown:Beastiality
Purple:Asphyxiation
Orange:Anal
Gray:Fisting
Gold:Oral
Clear:Medical
Sparkles:Food
Glow blue:Humiliation
Glow green:Group
Glow yellow:Voyeurism
Glow purple:Rape Fetish

You can also mix the colors up and have them be fused (ex. Black/Blue = Bondage + S&M).

fetish bracelets are fun

by Ohmygoditsthetramplefreak September 3, 2006

bracelet buddies

To guys that have matching gold bracelets that look like they came from the liberachi house of crap. The bracelets are gold and say "Best Buds"

"Bracelet buddies! That's what they'll call us!"

by Ms Megan December 29, 2007

Gel Bracelets

Gel things that go around your wrist. They were popular in the 80's, like Converse, and now they're back! But they are used differently. When snapped, the bracelet is used as a sexual coupon. The meanings are:

Yellow: hug
Pink: hickey
Orange: kiss
Purple: kiss their own sex
Red: lap dance
Green: oral sex on a girl
Clear: whatever the snapper wants
Blue: oral sex on a guy
Black: all the way
White: flash
Glittery Yellow: hug and kiss
Glittery Pink: also flash
Glittery Purple: French kiss
Glittery Blue: anal sex
Glittery Green: 69
Glittery Clear: touch any part they want (just touch!)

Just because someone is wearing these doesn't mean that they are sexually active or "playing by the rules". They can be used as a fashion statement or as a... you know...

Girl: Ow! Oh shit, you broke one of my black gel bracelets!
Snapper Guy: Hey, you know what that means! (hip thrust)
Girl: Sigh, uh, I don't play by the rules.
Guy: Sure you don't.
Girl: Fine. Come over to my place tomorrow at 10.
Guy: Yes!

by xxxDirty Martinixxx March 4, 2010

jelly bracelets

black-eating the female or train
green-outdoor sex or sex in the kitchen.
blue-cyber sex
light blue-blowjob with handle bars
pink-hickey on the ass
purple-wildcard
orange-sex with orange flavored condom
red-becomes a whore for someone
navy blue-indoor sex
brown-anal sex or doggie style
grey-sex on a trampoline
clear-good for one good orgasm
yellow-one night stand
white-blue balls on a rock
gold-pussy eating competition
silver-dick sucking contest
clear gold-toss my salad
clear green-69 or sex in the library
clear pink-sex with a older person
glow in the darks-hot and steamy sex in the dark
lime green- threesome or foursome etc.
any other color- all the above.

A guy walks in sees a gurl in the library with a clear green braclet. He breaks it.She jumps on him and they have sex.
the end

by Heather, Kim, Steven,Danny February 11, 2005