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bead meat

The solid matter that comes out when you pull out anal beads.
Yo bro, my Lady had some bead meat come out last night, really killed the mood.
by Notamadeupname August 15, 2017
mugGet the bead meatmug.

hooker beads

True definition of Mardi Gras beads, according to Crystal
Those hooker beads really make your eyes sparkle .
by Delorisgreen September 19, 2015
mugGet the hooker beadsmug.

beads started vibrating

An expression that refers to a situation in which someone starts to perform better than before.
Context: World chess champion, Magnus Carlsen, accuses Hans Niemann of cheating after losing to him. Wild theory is that Hans used programmable vibrating anal beads to cheat in the game.
After being behind in the quiz competition for the first few rounds, his beads started vibrating as he finished first, trumping in the last two rounds.
by fractalmind404 October 2, 2022
mugGet the beads started vibratingmug.

bead babe

Mardis Gras attendee who shows her tits numerous times for the acquiring of plastic jewelry. Also known as whore, slut, skank, and bead bitch.
Yo, your girlfriend was a bead babe in New Orleans man.
by StepChildBubba March 15, 2014
mugGet the bead babemug.

Anal Bead Self Defense

When you pull anal beads out of your butt to attack someone who is attacking you
I was walking down the street and got attacked but used anal bead self defense to escape.
by Frucé man XX68_69 August 9, 2020
mugGet the Anal Bead Self Defensemug.

bustin' beads

Oh my goodness, it's so hot outside I immediately started bustin' beads !
by tsmizzleee321 June 4, 2011
mugGet the bustin' beadsmug.

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