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by memewentz June 23, 2016

To go through a portal, usually rashly or hastily. To rush into a situation blindly. A good way to end up in the blinds.
"That new waiter blitzed through the door to the kitchen and ran straight into a cook carrying a dished of bananas flambé."
by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

When a large number, usually more than 3 Houston fire ambulances transport to the same hospital. Resulting in hospital staff being overwhelmed.
This works vice versa with houston fire trucks.
This works vice versa with houston fire trucks.
Nurse: wow! That’s a lot of patients in the ED!
Random firefighter: Yeah! Must be the good ole HFD blitz in action again!
Random firefighter: Yeah! Must be the good ole HFD blitz in action again!
by Crystal lizard June 23, 2025

by blitzzzzz June 4, 2021

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by extraglossydischarge63 April 18, 2022

yo dude, you shoulda seen what happened in the bathroom after last night. it was a splatter bowl blitz in there!
by sooperpoopybuns May 16, 2011

by InsideScoop August 2, 2024
