Catherine Baker

Catherine Baker is a girl or boy, with a great sense of humor. they are bakers, and usually are found making fun or throwing innocent bystanders into trashcans. although this is not what defines them as a spectacular, but highly annoying person. They are quite intelligent (at times...actually hardly never) but they are very smart in the category of bullying. Her/his smile can light up a room, full of darkness, and could be considered a Mother Theresa to some. Her advice is very good, but at times not help at all. Everyone needs a baker to supply food, love, and many bruise to their life.

no shes not! she is just a total catherine baker!

by kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkklove May 16, 2011

grant baker

A fatty

Grant Baker is so fat

by Hillo September 3, 2016

Ball-Baker

When the heat from a silent fart surrounds your balls while you're sitting down.

Dude... that fart was insane! What a ball-baker.

by Umbri October 7, 2010

Backseat Baker

An idle person who will gladly yell instructions to you while you are busy baking a cake. Not to be confounded with the backstreet baker who, in this case, would be cooking meth.

"Bitch can't you see I can bake my own motherfucking cake; don't be such a backseat baker!"

by Museme July 6, 2014

Baker Small

When Karma takes a shit on your head.

I was gobbling off like a price when Bam! Baker Small.

by Capt Crispy Findus June 15, 2016

Cade Baker

A "Cade Baker" is a person that you secretly make tons of hilarious inside jokes about, but you never tell him about them. So instead you point and laugh at him, and run when he starts comming to get you.

Cade Baker has done nothing wrong but yet is still tortured by 2 random kids.

by RottenTuna October 27, 2021

Baker's deuce

From the former practice of bakers of adding a third to a batch of two in order to avoid punishment for accidentally delivering underweight deuces.

Johnson: "Wait, how many english muffs did you have for dinner last night?"

John Thomas: "I ended up buying a baker's deuce - two for dinner, and one for dessert."

by billybee69 March 23, 2011