Bacon

A food substance of THE highest respectability. Bacon comes from the pig, and is measured in rashers.
It is perfectly acceptable to consume bacon at ANY time of day, accompanied by ANY other food substance (preferably more bacon), and is recommended by many doctors to be eaten for every meal to benefit the baconical lobe of the frontal cortex in the brain.
Overall, if you do not like bacon, you will probably die relatively soon - either from a baconical lobe deficiency, or from being lynched by all the worldwide bacon lovers. So there.
"Ewww no I don't like bacon."
"Well fuck you man. *Avada Kedavra*"
by WordSmithsies February 11, 2012
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Bacon

To be something completely awesome...
Use adj.
Wow that ride was totally bacon.
by Brizzle2790 July 11, 2008
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Bacon

A female that is either over weight or extremely ugly.
Homie 1: Wats good wit some hoes nigga?!
Homie 2: Naw cuzzo. Desse bitch's hurt; dey all bacon.
Homie 1: Bacon as in busted, or bacon as in big?
Homie 2: Both Nigga!
by WittyassNigga.Nigga! June 25, 2009
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Bacon

a vegatable from the porkis carrotis group.
I eat little children because they are made of bacon and bacon is a vegatable and their for it is healthy to eat little children
by darth gir December 08, 2006
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Bacon

the small tainted space inbetween your cock and balls and your bum hole, formerly known as your "gooch" or "taint" and or "blind-spot".
my bacon is sticky.

ladys love a well kept and combed bacon.

running is great for your cardiovascular system but sometimes when im done, i get a horrible cramp in my bacon.
by Thundercockonious August 14, 2010
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Bacon: Adjective that says something is totally awesome,good,great.
Wow! That movie was totally bacon!

That bacon is bacon man.
by Mr.Potts May 24, 2010
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bacon

Skipping yards in a swimming set. Typically done by the scum of the earth, like the douches over at Fremd High School.
George: Yo homes, we got a butterfly set comin up maaaaaaan.
Dinger: Balls, don't worry we'll just bacon the shit out of it.
by manofdaeast January 17, 2011
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