A food substance of THE highest respectability. Bacon comes from the pig, and is measured in rashers.
It is perfectly acceptable to consume bacon at ANY time of day, accompanied by ANY other food substance (preferably more bacon), and is recommended by many doctors to be eaten for every meal to benefit the baconical lobe of the frontal cortex in the brain.
Overall, if you do not like bacon, you will probably die relatively soon - either from a baconical lobe deficiency, or from being lynched by all the worldwide bacon lovers. So there.
It is perfectly acceptable to consume bacon at ANY time of day, accompanied by ANY other food substance (preferably more bacon), and is recommended by many doctors to be eaten for every meal to benefit the baconical lobe of the frontal cortex in the brain.
Overall, if you do not like bacon, you will probably die relatively soon - either from a baconical lobe deficiency, or from being lynched by all the worldwide bacon lovers. So there.
by WordSmithsies March 24, 2012
Get the Baconmug. by Brizzle2790 August 2, 2008
Get the Baconmug. Homie 1: Wats good wit some hoes nigga?!
Homie 2: Naw cuzzo. Desse bitch's hurt; dey all bacon.
Homie 1: Bacon as in busted, or bacon as in big?
Homie 2: Both Nigga!
Homie 2: Naw cuzzo. Desse bitch's hurt; dey all bacon.
Homie 1: Bacon as in busted, or bacon as in big?
Homie 2: Both Nigga!
by WittyassNigga.Nigga! June 24, 2009
Get the Baconmug. I eat little children because they are made of bacon and bacon is a vegatable and their for it is healthy to eat little children
by darth gir December 8, 2006
Get the Baconmug. the small tainted space inbetween your cock and balls and your bum hole, formerly known as your "gooch" or "taint" and or "blind-spot".
my bacon is sticky.
ladys love a well kept and combed bacon.
running is great for your cardiovascular system but sometimes when im done, i get a horrible cramp in my bacon.
ladys love a well kept and combed bacon.
running is great for your cardiovascular system but sometimes when im done, i get a horrible cramp in my bacon.
by Thundercockonious August 19, 2010
Get the Baconmug. by Mr.Potts May 24, 2010
Get the Baconmug. Skipping yards in a swimming set. Typically done by the scum of the earth, like the douches over at Fremd High School.
George: Yo homes, we got a butterfly set comin up maaaaaaan.
Dinger: Balls, don't worry we'll just bacon the shit out of it.
Dinger: Balls, don't worry we'll just bacon the shit out of it.
by manofdaeast January 18, 2011
Get the baconmug.