many times a bachelor will find himself without any definate meal to eat and may decide to resort to Bachelor surprise, Bachelor surprise involves closing ones eyes and picking completely random items from any place food is stored (fridge, cupboard, etc) the items selected are then made into dinner for the night. (seasonings need not be random due to high risk of a terrible outcome)
"damn, i dont have any real meals, looks like its time for bachelor surprise"
*receives various items*
"ok, a pizza pop, chipotle sauce, marble cheese, sausage, and a wrap. looks like im about to invent the southwest pizza wrap."
*receives various items*
"ok, a pizza pop, chipotle sauce, marble cheese, sausage, and a wrap. looks like im about to invent the southwest pizza wrap."
by Jazz Hammerhands August 9, 2009
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"I've only got ground meat in the fridge. That's a little bare on its own. I've got bread though. Fried meat on bread. That's practically a hamburger right there"
"Dude. That's bachelor logic"
"Dude. That's bachelor logic"
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Aquired by ingesting marijuana approximately every day over the course of 4 years.
Many users of cannabis will ingest it for longer periods of time, hence persuing a cannabis degree at the Masters or PhD level.
Many users of cannabis will ingest it for longer periods of time, hence persuing a cannabis degree at the Masters or PhD level.
Tim: I think it is time I rapped things up and stopped living high.
Mark: Wow are you really deciding to change? Quitter...
Tim: Ugh, I'm doing this because it's for the best of society, my family, and peers. Not because I want to. The high life is the higher life which only some individuals who have high intelligence and confidence can obtain while high.
Mark: So you're settling with only a Bachelor of Cannabis?
Tim: Yes
Mark: Wow are you really deciding to change? Quitter...
Tim: Ugh, I'm doing this because it's for the best of society, my family, and peers. Not because I want to. The high life is the higher life which only some individuals who have high intelligence and confidence can obtain while high.
Mark: So you're settling with only a Bachelor of Cannabis?
Tim: Yes
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Well sir , I will respect your mother but you are one sorry son of a bachelor.
Greeting: What’s up you motherles sons of bachelors?
Greeting: What’s up you motherles sons of bachelors?
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"Look at that sorry bastard sitting there moping and staring at guys' crotches, he's such an bacharack."
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