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Bachelor Surprise

many times a bachelor will find himself without any definate meal to eat and may decide to resort to Bachelor surprise, Bachelor surprise involves closing ones eyes and picking completely random items from any place food is stored (fridge, cupboard, etc) the items selected are then made into dinner for the night. (seasonings need not be random due to high risk of a terrible outcome)
"damn, i dont have any real meals, looks like its time for bachelor surprise"
*receives various items*
"ok, a pizza pop, chipotle sauce, marble cheese, sausage, and a wrap. looks like im about to invent the southwest pizza wrap."
by Jazz Hammerhands August 9, 2009
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Bachelor logic

That special brand of logic that spawns from a young adult male when left to his own devices. Usually centered around various "fixits" and customs around the house.
"I've only got ground meat in the fridge. That's a little bare on its own. I've got bread though. Fried meat on bread. That's practically a hamburger right there"
"Dude. That's bachelor logic"
by Daemus November 27, 2009
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Bachelor of Cannabis

Aquired by ingesting marijuana approximately every day over the course of 4 years.

Many users of cannabis will ingest it for longer periods of time, hence persuing a cannabis degree at the Masters or PhD level.
Tim: I think it is time I rapped things up and stopped living high.

Mark: Wow are you really deciding to change? Quitter...

Tim: Ugh, I'm doing this because it's for the best of society, my family, and peers. Not because I want to. The high life is the higher life which only some individuals who have high intelligence and confidence can obtain while high.

Mark: So you're settling with only a Bachelor of Cannabis?

Tim: Yes
by Goondued November 5, 2011
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son of a bachelor

Indicating a man was of illegitimate birth as his father was not and is still not married. Not to be confused with son of a bitch where bachelor is sometimes substituted for bitch. Melvile used the phrase in Typee. Not sure if he was substituting but I was struck with the subtlety.
Well sir , I will respect your mother but you are one sorry son of a bachelor.

Greeting: What’s up you motherles sons of bachelors?
by Wikidictionarymiki February 13, 2018
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bacharack

A man so envious of other men's larger penises that he cannot function in his daily life; all his thoughts and energy is spent thinking about how it would be to have a normal penis.
"Look at that sorry bastard sitting there moping and staring at guys' crotches, he's such an bacharack."
by Mr. good goods May 4, 2009
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[may bach money]

Enough money to buy a maybach ( a $1,300,000 car)
I'm gettin may bach money.
by macemoody December 16, 2008
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Bachinsky

P1: I really want to go bachinsky right now

P2: You got a chesse burger?
by TunaAlbacore December 9, 2008
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