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Average size

Just a bit bigger than yours
Chad: "mine is average size 😎😎😎"
Brad: "and mine is slightly smaller :((((((((((((((((((((("
by bigbazzascott June 23, 2021
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The Law of Averages

The trump card used at a cocktail party to convince someone who has lesser academic background and sophistication and legitimize your argument.
Q: Gun control doesn’t work!

A: Well…The Law of Averages says otherwise.

Q: 2nd amendment!

A: The 2nd amendment has its limits, if it didn’t, there would be no need for civil servants (police).

Q: The government is not taking my guns away!

A: No one said Gun Prohibition, its called gun control.

Q: Government will not control me!

A: It already does, don’t you have an ID?

Q: Yes?

A: The Law of Averages!
by vamonos a la playa January 2, 2013
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Average Jane

The female version of an "average Joe". A girl that's rather plain and doesn't stand out in a large crowd.
Girl #1: Omg! That girl in our second period is sooo plain, like geez all she does is listen to the Top 10 hits playlist and watch gossip girl!
Girl #2: I know right! She's such an average Jane.
by lordwussycat June 18, 2015
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Avena

A girl raised in the hood with a strict upbringing and an understanding of the importance of a good education, family oriented and work always comes before relationships with guys, loves rap but is also very cultured overall Avena is everyone’s fam
Aw your such an Avena
by LilKenzi December 15, 2017
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Avaya-do

The crease left in one's hair after hours on a conference call wearing an Avaya headset.
Man: So, you just got off of a long call?
Woman: Yeah, how'd you know?
Man, pointing: Your Avaya-do.
by Matt Plummer January 6, 2008
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averagely

Purposefully working towards the average in class or group work to remain as invisible as possible
Richard averagely completed his flag.
by teach4food January 22, 2008
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average dictionary

A huge, useless book filled with definitions of words that are of less importance than anything on Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1: "Hey, what are you reading?"

Guy 3: "An average dictionary, why?"

Guy 58: "You n00b! Average Dictionary < Urban Dictionary!"
by T0rg0th April 3, 2009
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