by Ja Zee September 9, 2020

Quit being such an ASSHAT! Your kinder to your hat than you are me! Let me ware your hat and put my finger in YOUR ass.
by cmhupp June 7, 2020

by NoahNeverKnocks February 21, 2022

"Did you hear about Jared making out with that police officer when he was pulled over?"
"Yeah, what a real asshat."
"Yeah, what a real asshat."
by PercyP January 2, 2015

A person whom you have had a deep, intimate relationship with, yet decided to rip your heart out at the wrong place and wrong time. Usually the person you had the most enjoyable relationship with and the worst breakup."
John: She really broke my heart, it just came out of nowhere.
Sam: She must be a real floral asshat.
John: I guess she is.
Sam: She must be a real floral asshat.
John: I guess she is.
by DeathlySquid August 13, 2016

someone who is an asshat is:
1- (the most common one) a bastard
2- someone who literally has an ass for a hat
1- (the most common one) a bastard
2- someone who literally has an ass for a hat
1 - that dude is a total asshat
2 - how does that dude have an asshat in winter? (thinking) he must get that puss on the reg
2 - how does that dude have an asshat in winter? (thinking) he must get that puss on the reg
by A Grammer Nazi November 30, 2017
