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Asshat

The 45th President of the United States' hair. Not the man, just the hair.
Whether it's real hair or a wig, whoever wears an asshat is, by definition, an ass.
by AlmostGrownUp September 6, 2020
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Definition 1: A person who has their head squarely up their own ass, wearing it like a hat.
Definition 2: A red baseball style hat proclaiming "Make America Great Again".
"Look at that asshat wearing that asshat."
"An asshat is included in the Racist Old White Man starter pack."
by Ya_mom May 25, 2017
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a dumb looking hat that looks like an ass
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Asshat

A Person, who is so wrong in anything they say or do, that they must've been doing it wrong for the moment they were born - coming out legs first, wearing their mothers as a 'hat', for a brief moment; with a lasting effect causing them to revert to their original state, as stated by the conservation law referred to in Neother's theorem.
That asshat was wrong since he wore his momma for a hat. No wonder he is such a shithead.
by Stillam17 December 2, 2022
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A person with their head up their own ass so far that they are wearing a hat.
That ignorant, compassionless woman who posted a horribly thoughtless and insensitive comment is an asshat.
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King Asshat

King Asshat is the term to describe a specific type of rude person. This person can also be referred to as a phinky-dick or a cockroach. It is slang for being a major asshat.
Ethan, Is your ass a hat? I didn't think so, so get your head out of it you King Asshat.
by Type_Writer June 22, 2017
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Have you seen that asshat luciano
by Tiktiktik November 3, 2019
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