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Asher

a funny, clever, boy he is full of heart and will stay by his friends no matter what. hes not that hansome but hes personality is like a diamond. he is steadfast to his goals and will treat his girl like a queen and will talk about her to his friends and will make her feel perfect even if she is flawed if you have one then your the luckiest person on the planet they are very rare
i heard your a Asher so you must be very sweet
by gary gorilla October 18, 2018
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Asher

Asher is super smart, creative, resourceful and musical. He is a fierce friend and very loyal, reliable, and sweet as a Bumblee’s tooshy. However, he has one chink in his armour - dirty dishes. Asher, if you’re reading, no more dishes in Narnia or anywhere in Crunchytown.

When it comes to music, he can do magical things with his fingers on his guitar. When it comes to women, he can also do magical things with his fingers, on their minges. When it comes to men, we’re not sure of his finger magic… yet.

Asher grows 1cm shorter each Birthday.

Asher always wears a pimp coat and slippers. Except one time when he represented Crunchy at court, and wore a fitted white shirt which was all the judge noticed.

Also Asher if you’re still reading, stop leaving joint ends around. Only leave unsmoked joints as gifts going forward.

Asher is loved and valued by his friends. Never change (except the dishes thing).
Ralph: Dude, did you leave your dishes out?
Johnny: Nah man, what do you think I am a fkn Asher or something?
by QueenFoozle69 July 11, 2022
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Asher

Asher is the best person alive and he will make you happy and is the best boyfriend to anyone, they will hunt your chickens if you need them too and even be so nice.
Asher is amazing.
by AIOJDISJDIFJ October 19, 2021
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Asher

balls dogwater amogus sussy chun li bowels boi boi boi Asher
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baylor asher

by Baylor asher May 5, 2018
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Asher

asher is my boyfriend and I think they're the best <3
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Squire Asher

Gay, Homosexual, Fruity, Queer, Priest Plaything, Cock Gobbler, Likes Men, Limp Wrist, he likes older men, he also likes younger men, Probably a cougar
Squire Asher is not just a cum dumpster he is a whole Jizz landfill
by Josietrain April 29, 2022
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