a funny, clever, boy he is full of heart and will stay by his friends no matter what. hes not that hansome but hes personality is like a diamond. he is steadfast to his goals and will treat his girl like a queen and will talk about her to his friends and will make her feel perfect even if she is flawed if you have one then your the luckiest person on the planet they are very rare
by gary gorilla October 18, 2018
Get the Ashermug. Asher is super smart, creative, resourceful and musical. He is a fierce friend and very loyal, reliable, and sweet as a Bumblee’s tooshy. However, he has one chink in his armour - dirty dishes. Asher, if you’re reading, no more dishes in Narnia or anywhere in Crunchytown.
When it comes to music, he can do magical things with his fingers on his guitar. When it comes to women, he can also do magical things with his fingers, on their minges. When it comes to men, we’re not sure of his finger magic… yet.
Asher grows 1cm shorter each Birthday.
Asher always wears a pimp coat and slippers. Except one time when he represented Crunchy at court, and wore a fitted white shirt which was all the judge noticed.
Also Asher if you’re still reading, stop leaving joint ends around. Only leave unsmoked joints as gifts going forward.
Asher is loved and valued by his friends. Never change (except the dishes thing).
When it comes to music, he can do magical things with his fingers on his guitar. When it comes to women, he can also do magical things with his fingers, on their minges. When it comes to men, we’re not sure of his finger magic… yet.
Asher grows 1cm shorter each Birthday.
Asher always wears a pimp coat and slippers. Except one time when he represented Crunchy at court, and wore a fitted white shirt which was all the judge noticed.
Also Asher if you’re still reading, stop leaving joint ends around. Only leave unsmoked joints as gifts going forward.
Asher is loved and valued by his friends. Never change (except the dishes thing).
Ralph: Dude, did you leave your dishes out?
Johnny: Nah man, what do you think I am a fkn Asher or something?
Johnny: Nah man, what do you think I am a fkn Asher or something?
by QueenFoozle69 July 11, 2022
Get the Ashermug. Asher is the best person alive and he will make you happy and is the best boyfriend to anyone, they will hunt your chickens if you need them too and even be so nice.
Asher is amazing.
by AIOJDISJDIFJ October 19, 2021
Get the Ashermug. by battlepass69 February 10, 2022
Get the Ashermug. by queer.guy April 14, 2022
Get the Ashermug. Gay, Homosexual, Fruity, Queer, Priest Plaything, Cock Gobbler, Likes Men, Limp Wrist, he likes older men, he also likes younger men, Probably a cougar
by Josietrain April 29, 2022
Get the Squire Ashermug. 