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Alyssa

Alyssa is a girl that is beautiful inside and out. All the guys fall for Alyssas. She is trustworthy and loyal, she is also clever. You want an Alyssa to be your friend because 1) she can get guys for you and 2) she's nice and loyal.

SHE ALSO LIKES BIG DICK!! $$
by Lukehemmings March 31, 2015
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A woman, particularly a white far-left leaning overly privileged female, who feels she is entitled to lecture minorities on the truth of racism and what true social justice means. She is known for making appearances for appearances sake, like at courthouses to express fake outrage, while supporting other social justice losers, all while sporting a bee bonnet mop on her head. One of her psychological defects, amongst many, is that she is often depressed that a cool DGAF bald headed podcaster has more followers than her. Additionally, she suffers from a disorder known as Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) which can lead to WTB Syndrome, (Who’s The Boss Syndrome) in which this deranged lunatic wakes up in fear every night believing ME, her beloved President, Donald J Trump, is her Boss. Sadly, she often finds herself needy towards abusive men, and often endorses them for political office. The term Alyssa is similar to her cousin 'Karen', with one major exception; Alyssa’s don’t usually want to see the store manager, they think they ARE the store manager. Origin beliefs. C-list actress, Alyssa Milano, was roasted online for lecturing the Great Hershal Walker about social justice as she Tweeted: “As a sports fan I'm so sad to see @HerschelWalker say that Trump is a champion of social justice...” . However, it is purely coincidental that this incident has anything to do with the origin meaning, Alyssa.
Alyssa, I am your President. You're fired.
by I am your President August 27, 2020
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Someone wholoves school. she always does her homework. always trys to live up to her parents expectations
Ted: that alyssa is always doing homework
by E.m.o February 11, 2009
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She is a beautiful girl and loves basketball and is really funny and laughs a lot and is a very caring girl she would help anyone in need Alyssa is a girl you need in your life
Alyssa is great
by Blaze July 22, 2019
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Alyssa is a girl whose sarcasm is only matched by her love for coffee. An Alyssa does not like dumb people ,test taking, or tooth brushes. Alyssa is queen of the sass and always stays strapped. An Alyssa may not always believe in herself, but she’ll beat your ass!
Person 1: Yo did you see Alyssa car almost got hikacked at the Starbucks?
Person 2. Yeah! It’s a good thing she stays strapped and did the flash dance!
by Taylor-Taylor March 31, 2019
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Tall, usually with dark hair. She has a large friend group but only trusts certain people. She is also a team player and works well in groups. She can also be quite funny without knowing it. Alyssa is also very lovable because she is super sweet and kind.
Alyssa is nice, yes!
by notmakenna December 3, 2019
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Wants to fuck Carters
by JimmyTimmyHimmy December 5, 2019
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