by MattN36 January 16, 2022

Alfie is the sweetest kitten you will ever meet. He is super cuddly, always sleeping and can have major mood swings. Alfie will always be there for you to hug when you’re sad and will always comfort you. Get yourself an Alfie!
by Whatuppeepsx November 23, 2021

You could say Alfie can "Bend it like Beckham". But we aren't talking about football because that's one thing he's not good at. Alfie is a Dominant Male who likes to call his ex "princess". In general, don't be an Alfie.
"Can you bend it like Alfie Bickerstaff?" Said Kal
"Oh aye mine bends at a 77 degree angle." Replied James
"Oh aye mine bends at a 77 degree angle." Replied James
by Adekoya Oluwafemi Emmanuel June 5, 2023

Girl 1 'Did u hear what alfie did?'
Girl 2 ' Yea he was rude to his freind then touched his freinds dick'
Girl 2 ' Yea he was rude to his freind then touched his freinds dick'
by alfiehater101 July 30, 2022

All Alfie's are pro mountain bikers.
They shred the gnar every single day. The coolest person in the group, they are probably a spastic and have a screw loose.
They shred the gnar every single day. The coolest person in the group, they are probably a spastic and have a screw loose.
by Autisticsclub69 November 15, 2022
