Alan Greenspam

The former head of the Federal Anti-junk-e-mail Administration. We all sorely miss him.

Ever since the ultra-capable Alan Greenspam retired, everyone's e-mail inboxes have been flooded with unheard-of levels of junk mail, despite massive blocking and repeated spam-filter upgrades.

by QuacksO February 16, 2017

Alan Fridays

When someone got so drunk on a Thursday night or throughout the week that they are completely trashed on Friday, and need to constantly consume water or carbs to absorb / dilute the blood alcohol level. A more deadly version of a normal hangover.

Me: “Dood, wtf is wrong with you?”
Alan: “i drank too much last night now I’m just throwing up like a btch.”
Me: “damn... just another case of Alan Fridays”

by NotAlanT December 9, 2020

alan coppet

Alan Coppet

Lay down the law like Alan Coppet

by anonymous January 20, 2021

Alan Gage

(n) the lowest of low on the n00b scale; the most undeserving of the jet pack in Ice Cream Man; the player with the lowest rating in Team Swat; the most Balstic player ever

Alan Gage, no jet pack for you!

by Buddy S :) October 15, 2010

Alan's mom

A sexy person that makes you cream in your pants. She is the sexiest mom in the world.

I fucked Alan's mom last night

Must have been creamy!

by Mr. cream de la cream February 4, 2022

alan a bot

The biggest bot in the world sucks 🍆
And enjoys being a big bot🗿nnn

ALAN a bot is a bot and sucks at every game

by Rakuten fcb July 29, 2019

SKIDDY ALANS

A pair of underpants that have felt the full force of a follow through

"don't you throw them bloody skiddy alans at me"

by jimmy84 May 13, 2008