Jonathan

Jonathan has specks and has brown hair. He is quite spotty aswell. He is
A bit of a junkie , he smokes weed and fags. He is a bit of a fuckboy because he flirts with everyone , even boys even tho he’s apparently straight

You are such a Jonathan

by Urbanmyth246 March 4, 2019

A Jonathan

The act of arriving late to ones internship after a particularly late night of hedonistic debauchery.

HR: Where's Val? Has anyone seen her?
Rai: She pulled a Jonathan.
HR: <confused face>

by ReadySetCuddle August 24, 2008

Jonathan

A word describing a homosexual high schooler or human waste

"Oh, man i need to take a huge ass Jonathan"
"Jonathan is so gay he goes to Dickinson high school"

by 92614 April 10, 2015

Jonathan

a jerk-like being that never answers his phone and is EXTREMELY irresponsable. he will pretend like he loves you sometimes, but DONT BE FOOLED. afterwards he will lie and ecieve you and not answer his phone.

UGH!!!! HE'S SUCH A JONATHAN!

by justthetruthfromme June 10, 2011

jonathan

straight up bitch

your being a jonathan

by WoWaYoN April 25, 2013

Jonathan

Is lowkey gay, small penis, porn addict, and is a fat cunt

Hey you know that gay dude

Yea he Is so a Jonathan

by The real gay December 15, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan a unique name for a piece of sh*t guy. you can do anything buy him everything and he will still cheat on u for a one night stand.in conclusion, Jonathan is A CHEATER && a FAKE pimp HE GOT NO HOES AND HE UGLY STOP STRESSING !! get w his bff ;)

isnt that the jonathan that dated that beautiful girl ?

yeah he cheated on her for a THOT

oh shit

by Only said facts October 9, 2019