Jonathan

Every Jonathan has a Bestfriend named Melissa

"Hey Jonathan who's your Bestfriend "

"My Bestfriend is Melissa"

by Sibsis March 14, 2017

A Jonathan

The act of arriving late to ones internship after a particularly late night of hedonistic debauchery.

HR: Where's Val? Has anyone seen her?
Rai: She pulled a Jonathan.
HR: <confused face>

by ReadySetCuddle August 24, 2008

Jonathan

A word describing a homosexual high schooler or human waste

"Oh, man i need to take a huge ass Jonathan"
"Jonathan is so gay he goes to Dickinson high school"

by 92614 April 10, 2015

Jonathan

a jerk-like being that never answers his phone and is EXTREMELY irresponsable. he will pretend like he loves you sometimes, but DONT BE FOOLED. afterwards he will lie and ecieve you and not answer his phone.

UGH!!!! HE'S SUCH A JONATHAN!

by justthetruthfromme June 10, 2011

jonathan

straight up bitch

your being a jonathan

by WoWaYoN April 25, 2013

jonathan

jonathan is a boy who will tell you he is in love with you and wants to spend the rest of his life with you but will break your heart by leaving you. then he will keep coming back making all these promises and that he will stay this time but wont. and does the same thing over and over again.

girl 1; ugh my man keeps breaking up with me then coming back
girl 2; sounds like a jonathan

by xxloloxx August 10, 2018

Jonathan

A kid who is a amazing fucker, he is usually seen at parties with his friends.He is always cracking people up with his funny jokes and such.

You see that person Asian kid over there??? That’s a Jonathan

by TheCreator821 May 23, 2018