by penelope pythagorus October 4, 2016

A hobbit is a small smelly creature that you can find on the couch at any local traphouse. Hobbits become like the house pet to whatever dealer runs that traphouse. Hobbits specialize in tasks such as complimenting, cleaning, smoking and spitting in coffees
That hobbit annoys me but I dont want to let him know because he will steal my left shoe in my sleep
by Badkidx1 November 8, 2021

When he cums in her mouth so deep the sperm goes up her nose, but then she starts laughing and swallows it back.
by Gandalf's Rod December 15, 2018

by AlphabeticalMoose January 8, 2024

An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket
by Wooloke April 7, 2015

A woman who grew up under a rock, much like the protective Shire a Hobbit lives in. Once they leave the Shire, they experience life: sex toys, male strippers and lots of booze.
by ElsaMarie November 16, 2022

someone of minimal beauty and looks that tries to social climb through extreme exuberance and physical contact.
Eve was air kissing Anne galore, she is such a network hobbit.
Clyde was working the whole room, he's such a network hobbit.
Clyde was working the whole room, he's such a network hobbit.
by DStar75 March 3, 2011
