Bald and likes year 7 girls. Looks like a kiwi. And faints at the sight of breasts. There is one of these in every secondary school. If there is more than one be warned.
by nigelatemynuggets December 2, 2019
Get the Callum Wattsmug. by Callum Darke December 19, 2021
Get the Callum Darkemug. Callum is the biggest simp known to man and is a pro feminist. He is the son of the simp god and can only be stopped by, L.M, J.C, T.P.
by BigmemeboiJC March 29, 2020
Get the Callum Lynchmug. A gay fuck that loves a girl called Rania but my best friend so loving he is the type of person u find at the back of a strip club on gta 5 watching the bouncers
by Jake binns April 13, 2020
Get the Callum caufeildmug. by Lava21 December 18, 2019
Get the Callum Wollismug. The Norse God
by mommy? sorry, mommy? February 15, 2019
Get the Callum Hiltonmug. 