Theo-Surf

1. When either one person or a multitude of people mount another individual (the "Theo") either for pleasure or out of necessity without notice.

2. When one or any number of people force another to support them either physically, financially or otherwise.

Do you see that girl over there? She got totally theo-surfed at that party last weekend" or "Dude i dated that theo-surfer for a year before i kicked that bitch out.

by hOLarious August 2, 2011

Theo

Theo is a man that will look after you, and care no matter what. He will always be by your side, no matter what you're going through. He is the most genuine, caring, loving and compassionate person you will ever meet. He will go the extra mile for you. He is willing to put others first before his own. He will encourage you to keep going and affirm you of who you are as an person. He is the sweetest person there is. Often people can mistake him for his motives, but after all, his name means ‘god’. He can chat you up at an airport and ask you out, he can buy you mushroom soup when you get sick and make you laugh by doing something crazy and unpredictable. Not scared of commitment and once he commits he will never disappoint. If you ever meet a Theo - make sure you hold on to him forever. He is certainly worth it.

Person 1 “Theo changed my life for better”

Person 2 “We all need a Theo”
Person 3 “Daaaaamn, check this Theo out! He’s got to be the hottest man alive!”

by Iloveyou_theo November 22, 2021

Theo

The best non gendered person alive🥰

Person1: People with the name mars/jessica are the worst
Theo: me too

by AndAndAndAndAndAndAndAndAnd November 24, 2021

Theo

A person with the biggest dick anyone has ever seen

Have you met Theo

Yeah I’ve heard his penis is almost 12 inches

by Goodgame lads November 24, 2021

Theo

charming guy whos secretly gay , who also looks like the grinch but a sexy grinch . Will hypnotize you with his grinch smile but dont be fooled hes gay and will probably block you on snapchat

girl: " theo will you go out with me?"

theo: "your a jerk!"
girl: "your a mean one mister grinch"
theo: "why you trippin i aint even do nuthin?"

by dapperwispp November 23, 2021

Theo

Theo is the best Pearson in the world and so much better then luca

Omg, did you see theo, he is the most awesome guy in the world. So much better then luca a zain

by Luca yathat November 23, 2021

Theo

If you have the name Theo that means your are a sexy and beautiful man with a massive Penis that people compare it to Big Ben. Theo also means God in Greek so people refer to you as The God with the Big Dick.

My friend wants a Theo sized Penis.

by You ones truley Big Cock November 23, 2021