by Uzumaki barrage February 28, 2020
Get the Raymond Ramirez mug.Raymond's Mustache is a God tier entity which has assimilated with Raymond's upper lip. This mustache is in fact sentient and has partial control over Raymond's actions, thoughts, and decisions. The mustache has existed long before Raymond has been alive, however, Raymond is the mustache's favorite host thus far. This mustache's biological trail can be traced back to the early 18th century, its first host was Black Beard.
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The mustache is impervious to fire, cold temperatures, acid, hair remover, and most other dangers present to a mustache. While there is no recorded evidence of the mustache being shaved or damaged by a razor, it is able to be trimmed by the host. While there is no danger to the host from assimilation, if he host decides to attempt to remove or shave the mustache the hair follicles with pierce the brain stem, killing the host. After the hosts death the mustache has approximately 48 hours to find a new host and begin the new assimilation.
The mustache connects to the host's brain by burrowing its fair follicles through the upper lip and through the skull to attach to the brain stem. The pheromones released by the hair endings control the release and reception of different chemicals in the brain, this usually ends up in the host becoming syndical and 'grumpy'. Raymond is no different, the composition of his brain is forever changed so that the mustache will stay in one place rich in nutrients and where the climate perfectly supports its growth.
The Biology
The mustache is impervious to fire, cold temperatures, acid, hair remover, and most other dangers present to a mustache. While there is no recorded evidence of the mustache being shaved or damaged by a razor, it is able to be trimmed by the host. While there is no danger to the host from assimilation, if he host decides to attempt to remove or shave the mustache the hair follicles with pierce the brain stem, killing the host. After the hosts death the mustache has approximately 48 hours to find a new host and begin the new assimilation.
The mustache connects to the host's brain by burrowing its fair follicles through the upper lip and through the skull to attach to the brain stem. The pheromones released by the hair endings control the release and reception of different chemicals in the brain, this usually ends up in the host becoming syndical and 'grumpy'. Raymond is no different, the composition of his brain is forever changed so that the mustache will stay in one place rich in nutrients and where the climate perfectly supports its growth.
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Get the Raymond's Mustache mug.A Raymond is a person with a small dick.He try’s to master bate when he is watching porn and fails because his dick is to small.
He is such a Raymond.
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Get the Raymond mug.Raymond is a very special person to me ive know him for almost two years now and he always makes my mood brighten even when im sad. He is different from other guys to me, he respects me and never used me for anything maybe besides feet pics (jk), thank you for that raymond. He deals with me and doesnt get annoyed by me and that makes me really happy becuase rarely people really like my personality, but raymond does and thats allllll that mattas. Raymond also listens to meee unlike a lot of people and i feel like i can go to him and tell him my secwets B) When i first met ray i knew we were gonna be friends because he had my humor, and i can just be myself around him and its so nice, that i dont have to act like someone im not around him. Ray is just perfect to me, and i wish he didnt live so far it makes me sad that he does because i wish we couldve been together in person, but its okay because either way i would be happy. Honestly hes one of my most favorite people ever and i dont know how my life would be if raymond was never in it, i wouldnt have been who i am today most likely. (sorry ik that sounds corny but its twue) Raymond deserves the world hes the bestest guy ever, hes like an angel compared to everyone in my city. Hes also very handsome not to mention:3 (he also likes getting booty friked by aids and andierew)
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