Life

Life is like a penis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely. Then women make it hard.
by rett99 December 18, 2011
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life

We're all dynamic machines. Large scale molecular interactions, modifying and mixing genetic sequences in the blender of some big game, with something waiting to see what comes out at the end.

No that's not a feeling, that's a collection of electrical signals triggering pathways in your brain to produce a response to attempt to further your genetic survivability.
by asdf April 11, 2004
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Life

An acumalation of unwanted unnecessary things that people then argue over when you die. (ah the bliss of death)
what do you want to do in life
i want to be rich
Why...then what happens......
by neo-absurdism June 10, 2003
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Life

The first quantity, followed by "the Universe and Everything" of the equation.
The result of the equation, "Life, the Universe and Everything", is 42. Does anyone have the foggiest notion what arithmetical operations to perform on the quantities?
by Downstrike October 8, 2006
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Life

The thing that a person cannot live without, but will continuously try to FUCK you over every chance it gets.
Man, I was supposed to go on this date tonight with this beautiful girl, but she totally flaked on me.

Shit dude, that really sucks, thats life.
by Smiter324 February 24, 2008
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life

The painful time between birth and death.
Where one wakes up, and 14 hours later goes back to sleep.
life = hate + sadness
by Fanni April 9, 2006
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lifeing

The act of doing life.
man I really dont feel like lifeing today
by Horololololololo June 16, 2018
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