You’re literally giving

When one is giving literally.

Elian, you’re literally giving. It’s not cool brether.

by LinkVeryGeneric March 5, 2023

You’re The King

Basically being called the biggest dumbass

In That 70s Show, the gang call Kelso the king a lot
Kelso: says something stupid(doesn’t know what it means)
Donna: Kelso, you’re the king

by I’m-trash June 25, 2019

You’re a Party

Someone that is fun. Someone that gives good vibes. Someone that people want to be around. Someone radiating positive energy.

Hey, you’re a party, let’s have a party!

by elysianforce December 8, 2022

You’re stroking my balls

You’re lying to me right now there’s no way that happened

Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.

Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate

by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025

*you’re

The proper version of the “you” category. Not to be confused with “your” which most people get wrong. Correcting someone’s grammar in a comment section is proven to end the argument in your favor.

Ross: your the worst hunter ever Chad. A retarded monkey with arthritis could aim better than you.
Chad: *You’re
Ross: (stops living)

by Ronald k chump November 17, 2018

You’re the auditor

When your friend asks you a question, and you turn it back to work out for themself

Mike: what time does the match kick off tomorrow?
Seb: I don’t know. You tell me, you’re the auditor

by KevFrank April 23, 2025

You’re done

A response to someone saying or doing something out of pocket. This phrase is most commonly said at least twice and accompanied by over-exaggerated finger waving

Dude#1: Jason lookin’ like a double-wide surprise over there
Dude#2: AYO??!!
Dude#3: You’re done. You’re done.

by im-in-pain-please-stop November 26, 2021