My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023

you ok reatard? i am wood. stupid.

duwang translation of jojo's bizarre adventure: diamond is unbreakable. hazamada punched his stand, surface, which is made out of wood.

hazamada: *punches surface* "damn it hurts!"

surface: you OK reatard? i am wood. stupid.

by kitpysaysfuckyou January 2, 2024

You Must Know Something I Don't

When someone says something outlandish, this is a common response.

Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.

by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023

I Wish You Well When I Strike You To Death I

I Wish You Well When I Strike You To Death I

I Wish You Well When I Strike You To Death I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

I Wish You Well When I Strike You To Death

I Wish You Well When I Strike You To Death

I Wish You Well When I Strike You To Death

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

you know, i know, lee know

prob lee know’s most iconic quote ever. he said it many times, even in TATH. lee know, you know (i know, lee know) the kpop idol… no? NO? BRUH GO LOOK STRAY KIDS UP RN THEY’RE AWESOME

pig: “hey did you hear—“
dog: “that you know, i know, lee know?”

by StrawberryKat April 27, 2023

You find, I fund!

A phrase meaning someone must get/find something for you and you will fund (pay for) it.

Those heels online are stunning... You find, I fund!

That pizza looks yummy.. You find, I fund!

by LingDanc803 March 21, 2023