xander

the most annoying person ever, when he walks into a room everyone leaves. probably very short, makes exist jokes, and gets no bitches. he's also a terrible friend.

omgggg your being such a xander

by hehehheheheh cheese June 3, 2022

Xander

Xander is a nice guy who will be a good friend if you give him a chance, he is not very energetic or brave, but he treats you best, at the cost of his own mental health, Xander is often depressed and needs a lot of attention, but once he feels better he will continue treating you like a royal, a very insecure and depressed boy

person 1: did you talk to Xander today?
person 2: no, i havent.
person 1: he seemed depressed.

by Saiyan0 December 14, 2021

Xander

He is a person who if your friend ask him if he likes you he will just say we are "just good friends".

Hey Xander do you like so and so

No we are "just good friends"

by hbugfuidhgrdsiuajnr December 23, 2021

Xander

He’s Greek and likes taking a load from his dog.

Xander Is retarted

by anonymous April 9, 2022

Xander

The best boyfriend ever! Will always care for you, and listen to you no matter what :) not to mention he’s also good looking but that don’t matter all that matters is that he cares for you! You should try to get yourself a Xander <3

“Today I talked to Xander”
“Awww how was it?”

“All I can say is he’s gonna make a perfect dad”

by Ciara <3 April 13, 2022

xander

a doofus but 90 precent sussy baka and is 2 precent strong

omg xander is a sussy baka and is weak and is a dumb dumb

by doof my goof November 3, 2021

Xander

He's a funny friend, that will make you laugh until you can't breathe, although he's sensitive and sometimes it's a bad thing, but he's a fun joyful friend you'll love to have as a friend, but if you wrong him, he won't just forget about it, he'll hold that grudge. He'll be loyal as can be.

Person 1; Oh look it's Xander!

Person 2: Oh damn there's a real friend

by Alexkin March 8, 2022