A state that does not exist, the only thing in it's place is a hole to the pits of hell that the government dumps all the criminals and gays in.
Person 1: Do you know Wyoming?
person 2: Yeah, two cops came to my house the other day and took my dad to Wyoming.
person 2: Yeah, two cops came to my house the other day and took my dad to Wyoming.
by anonymous March 8, 2022

it is a nonexistant place where nothing happens it a big government secret that the public cant know.
h;lets go to wyoming for our honney moon
l;so you want to end up naked with no memores in canida
h;noooo........
l;ok then no going to the nonexistant relm
l;so you want to end up naked with no memores in canida
h;noooo........
l;ok then no going to the nonexistant relm
by Iceman84023 December 8, 2022

When a cowboy strips down to just his boots and hat, finds a fresh load of cows shit, and proceeds to jerk of and cum on said cow patty. He then gets up and two step dances around the jizzed on cow shit while yelling Yee Haw!
by The cocks July 19, 2022

by BeanLover69 February 14, 2024

A place which doesn't exist, regardless of what any so-called "Wyomingites" or "United States Federal Government" say to the contrary.
by AveryTheMango March 5, 2022

You live in Wyoming, Michigan so you just go to Wyoming High School where 20% of your females are burning.
You guys are gangbangers If you live in Wyoming, Michigan it’s the trenches for real.
You guys are gangbangers If you live in Wyoming, Michigan it’s the trenches for real.
by Greg Temple April 11, 2019

When a woman from Wyoming can use her words to rip a man's heart out, pull his soul from his throat and right when the man feels he is about to die, put everything back and give him crazy eyes. Make him fear for his life. Then tell him, "everything is fine" and make him paranoid till he is almost on the brink of feeling shell shocked. Then tell him she loves him.
by A scared man November 26, 2023
