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wimbledon waffle maker

.the act of defecating on your lover's chest, then smacking the excrement with a tenis racket
your father gave me a wimbledon waffle maker last night, we are getting a divorse.
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Wubble babies

Ugly ass bitch ass fuqin homeless farm color fuck tubie thangs tubie towers fuqin color baby sun bitch ass thangs who flooded their bitch ass house that was worth nothing.
Robert suneidel-"look at those fine ass wubble babies"
Jacob sjrignifun-"don't you mean the tele tubies you fucking dumbass dick bitch fuckstick"
by SPARECHICKEN April 19, 2018
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Wumple

A wumple is a term for an individual who is so unaware of their own awkwardness and odd quirks that they cause everyone around them to not even bother to comment on how weird they are.

This causes them to realize something is off which makes them almost aware of their strange and meek demeanor but not aware of just how awkward they actually are. So in a sense, they are both aware and unaware at the same time.

It might sound like a paradox...and that's because it is.

It's important to remember that it's not so much an insult as it is an identity. Wumples didn't choose to be wumples and they aren't stupid either. Some (like myself) are actually pretty smart. It's just in social situations, we come off as really stupid cause we don't know what's going on.
Chad (hot crush): Hey Courtney! What's up?!
Courtney (awk wumple): Oh Hey Chad! I'm great! Just getting food! Wbu?!
Chad: Nice! Well, I just wanted to make sure I can still see you this Saturday!
Courtney: Of course you can! I'm actually free this Saturday!
Chad: Yeah! I know you told me!
Courtney: Yeah! I know I did!
Chad: haha...yeah...so I'll see you at 8pm?
Courtney: Or later!...or earlier!!! It doesn't matter really!

Chad: um...ok haha...well enjoy your food!
Courtney: You too!
.....

Courtney: *God! What's wrong with me?! I'm such a fucking wumple!!! 😭*
by Youseph June 11, 2018
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wumple dumple

a lame person who doesn't want to go out on a saturday night. usually said by one's partner. the homebody version of a party pooper.
"i don't feel like going out tonight" "you're such a wumple dumple"

"i'm going to stay in and be a wumple dumple"
by sk8rfriendofavrils June 14, 2018
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Wurbler

A water bong like device, usually used to smoke meth...
Hey Bob, grab the wurbler and let's get high...
by BO$$HAWK July 30, 2018
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WOMBLES

Waiting On Minds Being Less Enabled Sucks!
Waiting for an Audi driver to parallel park on a one lane road.
You would yell out; - "Oiy WOMBLES!"
Again very politely of course so as not to offend anyone permanently. In the case of the Audi driver its ok though, because of course, "they cant be talking to me."
by Great Uncle Bulgaria March 29, 2019
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Womble

A cult started by two people where the womble is the Christ when you have achieved womble you shall be given a deflated balloon known as a wombledon. When a time machine is invented you must travel 30,000 years forward in time and then wombus will be a great religion.
“Womble it’s jason Bourne
by Biggusdickus September 12, 2019
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