Irish Torque Wrench

Hammer

I,m just going to fix the fence, have you seen the Irish torque wrench love?

by Henchy October 17, 2009

Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

when you wanna say FML

Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$

Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

by Strafferen September 16, 2009

Crankin the Rusty Wrench

A no lube hand job that lasts over ~60mins

This chick tried to tear my Johnson off my body last night I don’t think that there was any moisture between her paws and my member

“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench”

by JJJETPLANE42069 November 2, 2023

Monkey Wrenched

The act of pooping in your hand and throwing it at someone.

Man, I walked into a patients room this morning and was monkey wrenched as soon as I opened the door.

by #1SMTX May 23, 2024

heart wrench

the act of ripping someone’s heart out of the their body and squeezing a few times then proceeding to put it back into place and watch, watch as it slowly decays and enjoy the sight of the humans torture.

the way that Jeremy heart wrenched Stephany!

by Charlotte Tilbury April 16, 2023

Wrench

Hockey slang for a penis

Man did you see Stamkos OT winner last night? Guys got a massive wrench!

by Stammers Hammer October 18, 2019

rusty wrench

When a girl lays beneath a guy and gives said guy a rim job while also giving a handy

She gave me a rusty wrench, it was so good i almost shat in her mouth

by Bipolarbear March 19, 2015