winter buddy

a friend of the opposite sex with whom you spend those long winter nights with just to save on the heating bill. sex may or may not be involved

jeff- who was that girl i saw in your room last night?
ben- that was april m winter buddy.

by Willus February 29, 2008

winter pouch

That little extra fat you accumulate during the winter that gives you a fat pad, but you let is be because you know it will be covered up by big sweaters etc. Resembles being 3 months pregnant.

Damn it's almost bikini season! Gotta work on losing my winter pouch.

by MADdancer December 6, 2016

Winter's Morn'

The name of a hypothetical masculine wash, analogous to "Summer's Eve" douche product for women.

Commercial: (cut to guy standing in the snow by a stream) "Winter's Morn' masculine wash. Makes ya feel like a man, all over!" (guy takes some snow and rubs it on his crotch, rinsing with stream water) "Brrrrrrr!"

by FoxxDogg September 10, 2004

Winter Gift

The ability in sex past down from generations to make a woman feel amazing in the bed, finishing her off multiple times in one session, and leaving her coming back for more of the everytime she gets some from him.

That boy there got the Winter Gift. Has me coming back for more

by Big J Win December 4, 2010

Shelley Winters

Object, that in the water, is a very skinny lady.

She is a good swimmer, but she is no Shelley Winters.

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

Winter Wonderland

If your partner doesn't clean up your spunk after jerking you off. You let the cum dry until it becomes crusty/flaky. Once it is dry, you flake it off onto your unsuspecting victim and yell "Winter Wonderland!"

That bitch didn't clean up so I gave her a Winter Wonderland!

by oudoosh May 21, 2009

Winter Haven

Probably the strangest place on Earth. Populated by the ugliest and ignorant people.

I went to the Wal-Mart in Winter Haven and I saw two women that weighed 675 lbs, had two teeth and were wearing bikinis!

by mommytails June 17, 2008