wankspanner

A derogatory insult, a cross between a wanker and a spanner.

Give it back Geoff and stop being such a wankspanner!

by Wigda May 11, 2006

wanksponge

A sponge one keeps by his bedside to wank upon so as not to cause a mess.

Tim: "Hey derek, look at my bloody wanksponge!"

Derek: "Man that shit is ugly"

by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008

New Mexican Windshield Wiper

When you fuck a woman in the vagina then randomly stick it in her ass so she shits all over your chest and then you wipe it off with you penis like a windshield wiper.

Bossman shit on Charlie’s chest then he New Mexican Windshield Wiper to clean it up.

by Charliebegg69 June 27, 2021

wanksta

50 cent is a wanksta. he has been shot but he ain't never done any shootin.

50 cent is calling jarule a wanksta but really he 50 is also a wanksta

by mos def and talib kweli are blackstar March 11, 2005

wankstain

A politician. The only politicians worth any respect are a few dead ones

Tony Blair and George Bush, what a couple of WANKSTAINS!! Must wash them off my sheets, better still BURN THE FUCKING SHEETS!!!..........."whats that you say nurse, medication time?"

by lord nobcheese August 12, 2006

wankstein

a collage picture that one makes for when they jerk off. for example, they will go thru dirty mags and get loads of body parts off girls they like, eg. 'i like that pussy and those feet and that stomach and those legs...' and then they are all stuck together to create the 'perfect girl'. this is known as a wankstein, from the words 'wank' and 'frankenstein'

Buddy: yo dog i just bought 17 porn mags and made a big wankstein to stick on my wall
Dwayne: stop ur frontin, i got 12 wanksteins and theyre all better than urs fool

by crazy-ass bitch July 12, 2006

foggy windshield

This occurs when a guy blows his load on a girl who wears glasses' face, and her glasses become difficult to see through as a result.

Her glasses gave her 20/20 vision, until I gave her a foggy windshield.

by phatt wolf December 7, 2004