Tang Weasel

A guy who hangs around bars and attempts to steal other people's girls. He won't do it in front of the guy, but prefers to wait until the guy goes to the restroom or outside to smoke, before he weasels on up and attempts to steal his poon-tang.

This guy Brandon was at the bar being a total tang weasel.

by NTNTENPIN June 4, 2011

Chest Weasel

Meaning the noise associated respiratory mucas and infection; when it pops, crackles, whistles or wheeze's.

Brochitis dude: Wheeze.. Cough..Splutter....Whistle....Mew

Brochitis dude friend: WTF was that?

Brochitis dude: Damn chest weasel's again!

by Rooshdy January 21, 2011

weasel suit

A suit which chavs wear which actually makes them look like a weasel, its so well made you cannot even see the zip at the back of the neck

Dave, did you see that chav that walked by? His Weasel suit was impeccable

by bsdhbvbgjvns\adjfh January 15, 2011

Weasel slap

When one surreptitiously slaps his unsuspecting friend in the face with his male member

Greg, with stealthful precision, approached Lee from behind, and weasel slapped him in the face as he watched "The Highlander" in a drunken stupor.

by G Fuckin Money August 19, 2013

speedy weasel

A speedy weasel is a guy who isn't great looking, who finds smokin hot chics at a party who are totally smashed, gets them to have sex with him and then nuts in like 3 seconds.

Jennie- OMG last night I was so wasted I had sex with this really ugly guy and the worst part was he nutted in 3 seconds!

Jessica- Sounds like you've been had by a speedy weasel

by robbie bobbie June 5, 2009

weasel-mullet

a shifty cunning lazy little fuck with a bad hairdo.
someone who looks busy and acts busy but in realilty are doing fuck all.

at work johnny weasel-mullet was making out to be busy.
there was a lot of running around but nothing was getting done. the mullet hairdo looked fucked up.

by 2bhuge March 3, 2011

rad-weasel

A rogue weasel affected by harful radiation, therefore giving it superdooper powers. These powers include the ability to penetrate and power-rape.

"WHOA BRO! didja see that rad-weasel right therr??!? It just power-raped me!!"

by tittywrinkle mcgee January 22, 2009