Dick weasel

we all have that friend that leaves the boys for a hoe that ''friend'' is a dick weasel

person 1 '' have you seen tunty around?''

person 2 '' nah he's being a dick weasel again''

by Midnight clam September 30, 2019

road weasel

A person driving down the highway at a high rate of speed talking on their cell phone. Can see them peering quickly through their side mirror then darting in front of you while continuing their phone conversation.

Did you see that guy just cut you off? What a road weasel!

by pokeyzard August 26, 2009

Tang Weasel

A guy who hangs around bars and attempts to steal other people's girls. He won't do it in front of the guy, but prefers to wait until the guy goes to the restroom or outside to smoke, before he weasels on up and attempts to steal his poon-tang.

This guy Brandon was at the bar being a total tang weasel.

by NTNTENPIN June 4, 2011

pleaser weasel

A person who will glibly and readily agree to do whatever they're asked without any intention of following through. Pleaser weasels will wait until the last minute to come up with a lame excuse or make it so inconvenient for you to hold them to their promise that you tell them to forget it.

Paul is such a pleaser weasel. He agreed to meet me for dinner three different times this week and always stood me up at the last minute with one poor excuse after another.

by lbsutter September 10, 2016

Weasel slap

When one surreptitiously slaps his unsuspecting friend in the face with his male member

Greg, with stealthful precision, approached Lee from behind, and weasel slapped him in the face as he watched "The Highlander" in a drunken stupor.

by G Fuckin Money August 19, 2013

weasel suit

A suit which chavs wear which actually makes them look like a weasel, its so well made you cannot even see the zip at the back of the neck

Dave, did you see that chav that walked by? His Weasel suit was impeccable

by bsdhbvbgjvns\adjfh January 15, 2011

Chest Weasel

Meaning the noise associated respiratory mucas and infection; when it pops, crackles, whistles or wheeze's.

Brochitis dude: Wheeze.. Cough..Splutter....Whistle....Mew

Brochitis dude friend: WTF was that?

Brochitis dude: Damn chest weasel's again!

by Rooshdy January 21, 2011