Waffle

A waffle is a summer camp prank that requires several people to execute. The wafflee is restrained while a tennis racket is pressed firmly on his stomach. Then a coarse brush is violently applied to the area. When the racket is lifted the red and white grid impression resembles a tasty breakfast treat.

Dear Mom and Dad: Camp is fun, but two nights ago my bunkmates gave me the worst waffle. Last night, just as a joke, I set my bunk on fire and barricaded the door from the outside so I guess we're even.

by Obamessiah August 19, 2009

waffling

To say or do one thing, then when called on it change your position.

Watch your feet, That Kerry, he's a waffling againg.

by todman August 26, 2004

waffling

Constant, pointless talking that begins to turn into a continuous slur for the listener. Becomes very boring after a few minutes and can even cause drowsiness in severe cases.

My ass he is waffling again!

by Ad August 26, 2004

waffle

another term for male genitalia

my waffle itches this will get me up to twenty letters and three words

by anonoymous726389 October 19, 2004

waffle

Term used for someone who is astheticly challenged. Comes from the word ugly and the Eggo waffle. Ugly > Uggo > Eggo > Waffle.

Your girlfriend is a real waffle, man.

by Jordan Ranson May 13, 2005

waffling

Waffling Is what happens to your butt when you sit in a beach chair for an extended amount of time.

Look at the Waffeling on that chicks ass.

by Tom Galyean August 27, 2004

waffling

To be an indecisive prick who keeps going back and forth on the issues and not being man enough to take a firm stance.

John Kerry is the king baby!

John Kerry waffles on every single goddamn issue!

by fuck that guy...he's a pussy! September 4, 2004