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Wyoming

A made up state that came from Arbuckle Vespucci designed the United States and forgot to fill in a spot on the map which caused his faithful cat to write in the spot "Wyoming" which was an old Italian word for "No state here". Think about it, have you ever meet someone from Wyoming?
Is Wyoming even real? I mean I have many friends and family from many states but I don't know anyone from Wyoming. Yeah bro, it's a made-up state here's a clip showing the story behind the state.
by Sonically December 29, 2023
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wyoming

Wyoming is a tear in space in which aliens from the dwarf planet Eris enter the U.S. to invade the planet. many people believe that wyoming is a place in the U.S., however wyoming is actual not real. If you enter wyoming you will appear in walt disney world confused and afraid but with no memories. you will be greeted by the ghost of walt himself before teleporting to canada. 4chan users claim its real but its not, they are actually the aliens taking over the world.
Wyoming is not real.
by lala the dumdum April 2, 2024
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Wyoming

Contrary to popular belief, Wyoming doesn’t exist. If you think that you live, have been to, or lived in Wyoming, you are wrong. In fact the birds spy on you when you are in the territory of Wyoming and send the data back to the government. Everything that has been “filmed” or “recorded” in Wyoming isn’t real. It is actually are recorded in Colorado, the real version of Wyoming. Thank you for your time reading this and remember, Wyoming isn’t real who ever thinks that Wyoming is real is a person who controls the birds from the data base in a government lab and programs the birds to spy on you.
Hey, did you know that people who believe that Wyoming is real program birds to spy on you?
No! I didn’t know that! I am no longer a believer in Wyoming.
by Whatisthetruthwedontknow June 20, 2021
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wyoming reach around

It's that thing when a guy from Wyoming simply reaches around and firmly grasps a girls boobs (or another mans pecs) and gently massages them like he would an old cows' tired udder.
Last night Billy did a Wyoming reach around on me and it felt so amazing... Firm yet gentle.
by Cones of Dunshire April 13, 2015
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Wyoming

A made up state that people believe exists but it really doesn’t. Like who even lives there?
Wyoming does not exist.
by Big brain cereal 😎 May 22, 2022
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Wyoming Traffic Jam

When a girl takes a shit and you proceed to fuck the girl with the shit on your dick.
That girl was freaky, she let me do a Wyoming traffic jam and now my dick burns.
by Whahzhxus November 20, 2017
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Wyoming

the act of wyoming indicates one is beginning to wyom.
i started wyoming at 4 in the morning today.
by CementSandwich July 6, 2022
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