Genshin Impact Wishing System

The damn thing that made me go broke

Kim: I’m broke
Ashley: Why?
Kim: Genshin Impact made me go broke
Ashley: How?
Kim: I lost the 50/50 on Ganyu’s banner to Qiqi
Ashley: Damn, the Genshin Impact Wishing System is ass

by Raiden Simp August 24, 2022

I wish her well

Used by rich people to sympathise with other rich people who have been arrested for sex trafficking.

“I don’t know – I haven’t really been following it too much. I wish her well, frankly,” Trump responded.

by chicharse November 16, 2020

Careful What You Wish For

Careful For What You Wish For is used to warn a person about their wish they want to come true and tell them that it might not the thing they will envison later on.

Person 1: Man, I wish to become a successful hiphop rapper!

Person 2: Careful what you wish for though! it might come at you ten fold in the most unexpected way.

by Infisrael May 3, 2022

your wish is my command

you say this when you’ll do whatever the fuck someone wants you to, often used when you like someone or want them to like you

asswipe: hey bitch suck my dick

the bitch: your wish is my command

by penis wizard February 27, 2019

Wishing Well (drinking game)

A fast paced, intense drinking game that originated in Cedarburg, WI consisting of a group of people that sit around a shot glass (the wishing well) on a table and try to bounce in a set amount of quarters(usually 4-5 per person). Upon each person bouncing in a quarter they would call out "1" for their first quarter in and then "2" for their second and so on until the decided amount of quarters is in the "well" or shot glass. The person left last with quarters either can drink a set amount or take the number of drinks left of the quarters they fail to get into the well. It is a good idea to keep extra quarters around the well in the event that some may fall on the ground during play, also, as the number of desired players increases the number or wells can increase.

We played a sweet new drinking game called Wishing Well (drinking game) at Party Buss's house this weekend and got totally bombed!

by Party Buss July 2, 2009

Genie's Three Magic Wishes

Occurs when a man is receiving oral sex from a female, and as he reaches the point of ejaculation simultaneously puts his hand on her head and pushes it down as to make her deep throat and yells out "SHAZAM!!" as he cums in her mouth

"I gave that girl from the party the genie's three magic wishes last night."

by Ohiohacker May 27, 2009

Wish You Were Here

An album by Pink Floyd which gave birth to New Age Music. See also, Atom Heart Mother and Meddle.

You shoulda heard the Quadraphonic version of Wish You Were Here! It would blow your mind, man!

by Downstrike May 29, 2004