Shitty Wasted 

A word used to describe your drunken state, it can also be used as a preview to what you want your night to become.
EXCEPTIONS:
1)One can NEVER use the term shitty-wasted to describe a negative experience with alcohol!!!
2)Anytime the term is used, it must be immediately followed by the term what's up. "Shitty wasted, whats up?" Which is usually sang to the tune.."what it is hoe..."

I didnt wake up in my bed this morning, THATS how shitty wasted I was last night.
Whats our goal tonight? Getting SHITTY WASTED!!

Shitty Wasted by Fran-ches-ka March 2, 2006

White Girl Wasted

To be extremely drunk, high or a mixture of both. The term is derived from the extreme inebriation most commonly experienced by white females between age 17 to 27.

Tonight is 50 cent shot night, we getting white girl wasted for sure!

White Girl Wasted by daluved1 May 22, 2010

sober wasted 

to feel the symtoms of intoxication while being completely sober ( sometimes caused by sleepyness)

*dude r u okay ur not usually like this

*braa i dunno im sober wasted

sober wasted by upthealley April 25, 2013

TATTOO WASTED 

THE ACT OF GETTING A REALLY NICE TATTOO

"I WANNA GET TATTOO WASTED!'

TATTOO WASTED by ANDRES "ZOOTIE" MARTINEZ July 7, 2010

Case-Face Wasted 

When you get so drunk, you draw an animal on your face or body.

"How was the party last night?"
"It was insane. I got so Case-Face Wasted, I woke up with an elephant on my ass."

Case-Face Wasted by TYBG_SwaggerDiamondzz November 15, 2011

Gummy Bear Wasted 

Occurs after ingesting liquor soaked Gummy Bears. Soaking Gummy Bears in Liquor has become popular in high schools due to its discreet nature.

"Do you want to get Gummy Bear Wasted during third period?"

Gummy Bear Wasted by barbie6973 November 21, 2011

sock dick wasted 

Intoxication equivalent of white girl wasted but instead involves males getting naked placing socks on their dicks because they are so wasted.

Bystander 1: What the hell are those boys doing?
Bystander 2: Oh that's just Reid and Patrick getting sock dick wasted.

sock dick wasted by PatReid October 7, 2012