Vanilla Salt

When someone is pretending to be salty, or offering fake sympathy.

Example 1:
"Ouch, what a bad call."
"Get out of here with your Vanilla salt, man. You don't even like football."

by kirisame312 January 27, 2015

Vanilla Donkoff

When you place wagers on sports, specifically live wagers, using a prepaid credit card, and you have no clue the event is actually going on and cannot be substantiated.

I Vanilla Donkoffed on woman's handball livers, I took the over first half.
365 fo life!!!

by Hi There!! October 22, 2013

soft vanilla

Another name for a sexy white or white passing queer woman. Women who are called this are often incredibly thicc, and their sex life is never considered normal.

Soft Vanilla, lemme get a piece of that ass.

by The Original Soft Vanilla May 8, 2018

Vanilla cookie

A person who is plain in bed And doesn't have a kink.

Karen only does missionary, she's a vanilla cookie.

by Sillykitty95 January 12, 2017

vanilla biscuit

A sweaty vagina.

Yo did you see her vanilla biscuit.

by Kungdingdang June 13, 2017

Big Vanilla

A caucasian pimp or thug.

Ex. Aye yo Big Vanilla is waiting on the corner for his money

by m&a August 1, 2014

vanilla fucktard

A Yelper who lacks experience in the world of BDSM and kink, yet tries to give the impression that they know a lot about these subjects.

This vanilla fucktard in Yelp Talk just referenced "50 Shades of Grey," and there wasn't a hint of irony in her voice.

by PoppyLand December 19, 2012