Kid 1: Man his presentation on saving america and the saint corpse parts is crazy
Kid 2: Yeah he's such a funny valentine.
Kid 2: Yeah he's such a funny valentine.
by distributedledger September 10, 2022
Get the Funny Valentinemug. Valentine Day is on February 14th. It is a special day to express your feelings for that one special person. You can send them chocolate, flowers or just treat them with affection.
For the people who are single:
Valentine Day; also known as Single Awareness Day or also know as SAD
For the people who are single:
Valentine Day; also known as Single Awareness Day or also know as SAD
Person who is in a relationship: "Oh my god, it's Valentine's Day!"
Person who is single: "What? It's Single Awareness Day today?"
Person who is single: "What? It's Single Awareness Day today?"
by little miss secretive May 29, 2014
Get the Valentine's Daymug. When you cum into a bowl, then use a used heroine jab to collect the cum.
Buy some caramel chocolate and use a separate needle to dispose of the caramel.
Inject the cum into the chocolate and give it to your valentine!
Buy some caramel chocolate and use a separate needle to dispose of the caramel.
Inject the cum into the chocolate and give it to your valentine!
by Naked Chinese man February 14, 2021
Get the Valentine Chocolatesmug. by Doctor Doof February 5, 2015
Get the Valentine's Daymug. Cum mixed with period blood. Your cum is white, and blood is red. Red mixed with white creates pink, which is the color many people associate with valentine's day, hence the name "valentine's juice".
by tacobama June 4, 2016
Get the valentine's juicemug. Also known as "Forever Alone Day" or "Singles Awareness Day." A day when all the single people are extra sad and all of the couples are extra clingy.
by Speaker 4 the Dead April 10, 2012
Get the Valentine's Daymug. by GermanBob1776 January 29, 2015
Get the Valentine's Daymug.