Valentine's Day

The shittiest day of the year for me. People say that I'm beautiful all the time but how can I be so beautiful and single at the same time? Do people just say that I'm pretty to make me feel better about myself? I've been single my whole life (elementary school relationships don't count). This is a day where single girls like me feel ugly for not having a boyfriend. It's a day of mourning my loneliness and the death of my cousin. I'm making it my tradition to go up to my room and cry on this day because of how horrible I feel.

Valentine's Day fucking sucks. My cousin died on that day in 2016 and many others in 2018. I'm making it a tradition to cry in my room alone every year that I'm single. Fuck Valentine's Day! Cupid is an inaccurate bastard! Cupid can suck my non-existent dick.

by Failurebitch February 1, 2019

Valentine's Day

Valentine Day is on February 14th. It is a special day to express your feelings for that one special person. You can send them chocolate, flowers or just treat them with affection.

For the people who are single:

Valentine Day; also known as Single Awareness Day or also know as SAD

Person who is in a relationship: "Oh my god, it's Valentine's Day!"

Person who is single: "What? It's Single Awareness Day today?"

by little miss secretive May 29, 2014

Valentine's Day

When the V and D get together.

Boy: Hey, are you down to fuck?
Girl: I could make an exception. I mean, it IS Valentine's Day...

by Doctor Doof February 5, 2015

Valentine Chocolates

When you cum into a bowl, then use a used heroine jab to collect the cum.
Buy some caramel chocolate and use a separate needle to dispose of the caramel.
Inject the cum into the chocolate and give it to your valentine!

I gave gracie some special valentine chocolates

by Naked Chinese man February 14, 2021

valentine's juice

Cum mixed with period blood. Your cum is white, and blood is red. Red mixed with white creates pink, which is the color many people associate with valentine's day, hence the name "valentine's juice".

She said she was on her period, but that didn't stop me from serving up some valentine's juice.

by tacobama June 4, 2016

Valentine's Day

Also known as "Forever Alone Day" or "Singles Awareness Day." A day when all the single people are extra sad and all of the couples are extra clingy.

"Ugh, Valentine's day. I'm so lonely."

by Speaker 4 the Dead April 10, 2012

Valentine's Day

The worst holiday known to single people and men in general. Also known as Single's Awareness Day

I always dread Valentine's Day because I am still single.

by GermanBob1776 January 29, 2015