social vulture

A person who tries to invite themselves to an event, no matter how awkward, unwarranted, boring, or lame their attendance will be. If allowed to tag along, they will consume all joy or whimsy and render the carcass of the evening lifeless while they feast with bloody beaks, unaware of their intrusion.

Bob: What are you doing for dinner tonight?
Me: Meeting my dad for dinner to talk about his recent diagnosis....
Bob: So, we should drive together?
Me: Bob, don't be a social vulture

by SteelWhiskers April 27, 2016

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Table Vulture

A word used to describe a person who circles people who appear to be leaving a busy restaurant so that they can sit down and enjoy their food. Parents often send their kids out as Table Vultures while the parent orders food.

*restaurant name* is always filled with Table Vultures on weekends.

by Sorry for stealing this name:/ October 11, 2017

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Picture Vulture

One who intentionally stands in the background of other peoples' photos just to ruin the picture. This person will sneak into a picture without anyone knowing until the photo is later looked at. This person will stop at nothing to be in as many photos as possible.

V. Picture Vulching- the act of being a picture vulture.

Girl: "Let's look at the pictures from your birthday at the bar!"
Other Girl: "Who's the random guy in the background? He's such a picture vulture!"

by puffswithlosh August 10, 2010

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Server Vulture

Developer who runs around laying claim to any available servers on the network to dump his shitty code in without permission thereby forcing it into production.

We're out of test servers cause the dev team is a bunch of Server Vultures...

by Network Guy March 25, 2008

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