video game myself

A more lucrative way of saying you would kill yourself because of something silly. Almost exclusively used sarcastically.

Person 1: Did you see what Elon just did to Twitter?
Person 2: Yeah, it makes me want to video game myself

by bidnieumeostet February 13, 2023

video game cuck

Someone who enjoys watch someone else play their favorite games.

"Dude did you the new playthrough of Eldin Ring?"
"Dude that just makes you a video game cuck."

by anonymous February 22, 2023

Video games

Something that does NOT cause kids to be violent, despite what stupid Karens, stupid Boomers and the stupid lying Media claim.

I love to play video games and is my favorite thing to do.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 2, 2022

Video games

Something that does NOT cause kids to be violent despite what Karens, Boomers and the Media think.

Playing video games is my favorite thing to do.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 7, 2022

My Life Is Like A Video Game

The First Scentence Of The 13th Worst Song Of All Time

Ronnie Radke: MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
Ronnies Therapist: You Need Help

by fwefff November 21, 2023

video game brain

When you lose focus on reality because you have been playing video games for too long in a single sitting. Usually results in forgetfulness of responsibilities and brain fog.

I completely forgot to do the laundry today, I have video game brain from all the GTA 6 I was playing this afternoon.

by THE STiG December 13, 2023

video game maggie

The greatest gaming magazine ever. Invented by Chris O’Neill. Every review says “he sure knows how to” or “sure doesn’t know how to.”

Go buy Video Game Maggie.

by maklunky August 3, 2023